Title: Dirty Pair: Project Eden Genre: Action Developer: Bandai/Nippon Sunrise Released by: Bandai Date: March 28, 1988 Japanese level: 2 MSRP: 3300 yen Current Price: 500 yen

Once the game starts, though, you only have control of Kei (or is it Yuri? The chick with the blue hair, anyway) unless you opt for the 2-player simulataneous option. The two of you go on a side-scrolling dream trip through robots and other odd enemies, and the screen scrolls automatically, killing you if you get stuck behind a block. Why are we in such a hurry that the screen has to scroll by itself?

Once you enter a building the game switches to a slightly more adventurey focus (ie. you need to find stuff), but the boredom remains the same. The graphics are pretty ugly, and probably the only thing you'll remember in the end is the weird-looking guy who briefs you at the start of the game...