I just got an amusing idea for fake 2600 labels use realsports looking fronts with modified "sports", such as realsports carjacking, realsports murder one, etc.. yeah i got the atari font if you need it :) elmo: wanna send it over. I could use that for my bomberman fakes. Realsports Golden Showers :\ hahaha that's sick "hit the showers, with Realsports Golden Showers..." the picture for the "sport" would be the funniest part and scariest hahahaha Realsports Groin Kicking thanks elmo heh no no, realsports cockfighting , roosters of course. heh heheh realsports deer hunting heheh i got dibbs on that one :) I've seen the nes deer hunter thing somewhere... no wait yeah Realsports Orgy's i cant design that stuff worth shit drach: check my homepage for the nes deer hunter realsports stalk down the musicstar ya I saw that Realsports Sad Gits on IRC :) haha yeah Drache cries. heheh *sniff* realsports nerf football just stick a nerf logo on the realsports football cart heheh heh Realsports Darts heheh hmm come to think, there wasn't a darts game for the 2600 realsports vehicular manslaughter would be keen. kinda like carmegeddon, only years before! realsports video hockey ;) heheh realsports jockstrap adjusting simulator Realsports Worm Charming (yes, it does exist) a demo cart of course hehehe no no, realsports fish gutting , gut fish for fun AND profit! realsports pole positn heh * COMPUTE tries to think of something thats considered a sport but really isnt realsports pong Realsports Bridge (its in the next olympics) hehe realsports backbreaking teenage rodeo realsports hackey sack compute: just reading the paper. Bridge players *will* be drugs tested... realsports sausage swallowing Realsports Egg+Spoon Racing heheh bastard grannies misusing pot to advance to olympion status! realsports running with a balloon between your knees realsports wet t-shirt contest woop woohoo see the pert nipples in great pixelated detail drach: that will have pics of jessica on it in a wet t shirt, right? :) ha no sorry :) damn realsports NASCAR heheh thats a fake sport realsports castration challenge watchin ppl drive cars realsports lifesize blowup doll jamboree "the harder you pump em, the faster they'll explode!" heh realsports eating pieces of shit like you for breakfast hahah Realsports Bungee Jumping realsports doomsday gerbil balls "waggle that stick faster to see if you can get your players head wet in the river below..." GIANT mutant gerbils in huge balls coming to kill all but the host hahah realsports chocolate salty balls hahah I want to see a real effect seen when you jump off the bridge with a heavily endowed woman. like her spine snap, or breasts rip out her skin. :/ hahah drache: they'd prolly use some sort of brace well, the sport games don't touch realism anymore heh and lara would have to take a sitdown break, or an injection of codene for the pain, running around with those cannons. COME ON. heh heheh Realsports Skydiving - "Perform heroic tricks as you surf through the air - the longer you dare freefall, the more points you get. No points however for hitting the ground at 300mph!" at TR2 she woulda been literally unable to stand.. in 3, ... she'd be cast in a full paying gig on a hard core p0rn flic her waist gets smaller, boobs get bigger heheh realsports quakewerld that's because they forgot their algorithym for her doesn't allow deviation from her overall mass. :( you guys are amazing :P drach: :( realsports chicken dancing showcase heheh Realsports Greyhound Racing ROFL hehe when i get my accordian first thing i wanna learn is the chicken dance :) job: heheh "bet on the skinny dog, NO, the REALLY skinny dog!" maybe I should program Real WaterSports * COMPUTE plays the chicken dance on his imaginary accordian cal: heheh "challenge 1: peeing on your uncle and not getting shot in the ass on your run for the door." Realsports Marathon "keep wigglin' - only 25miles to go hahahah job: I'd seriosuly kill the author of that one wouldn't everyone :) realsports cleaning your rifle "Select game b to unlock the safety" realsports watching paint dry drach: hehehe heres one for you guys..... Realsports Cricket - "Authentic Action played over 5 days....." realsports dirty dancing "The game you don't wanna be caught playing with your lil sister..." heheh heh hahahahahah jeez, can we included a battery save too job? hehe drache: no way. you gotta be hardcore! realsports touch your toes in the shower "the endless quest to finally beat that 200 lb mass on your hips.." Realsports Toenail Growing hehehe the series games would kill be job Realsports Cocktails - "can *you* make a Singapore Sling???" drache: yeah the test maches - 5 games, each over 5 days eh :) realsports lethal spike tetherball "Don't take your eyes off the thing or DIE!" Realsports Russian Roulette realsports truth or dare "twice as fun as real life daring friends to grab girls breasts." LOLLLLL drache i got spiked Realsports Spin The Bottle - For when you haven't got a spare bottle lying around - just sit your guests in front of the TV Steemp [SMS@p568-250.wantree.com.au] has joined #rgvc hehe hi Realsports Steempy realsports drunken nun on a tourbus RealSports Scat/Fecophilia: How much shit can you eat without vomiting? hahaha hey Realsports Mormon How's it going? Realsports videogame stacking What's the good word, boys and girls? * Jobf is now known as RSJobf * Calamari is now known as RSMormon realsports Penis manipulation "But doctor, I only wanted 5 more inches, not 8." heh we're being idiots and making uip fake realsports games I thought it amusing, so shared with elmo c'mon guys, you ain't nuthin' if you ain't got RS before your nick :) heh RealSports Intern Boffing? steempy: im sure they already covered Realsports Masturbation Steemp is now known as RSSteempy Drache is now known as RSGobbler .clear Realsports IRC Fuckups heh too slow RSsteemp : we had Realsports Sad Gits on IRC :) about 20mins ago :) realsports cheerleader chowdown OMG that is bad heh RealSports Naked Celebrity Downloading realsports carpetmunching cherubs definatley a sport to be played with the right hand RSsteemp :) hehe realsports jester bashing Realsports Christmas Shopping * RSGobbler is now known as RSDrache realsports texas law "those bigger than you will make you pick up the soap!" Realsports January Sales - "Tough, very tough - Expect to emerge battered and bruised" Realsports Chainsaw Massacre with real chainsaw incl! realsports sushi bar surprise "that really isn't blowfish you're eating luke." Realsports Star Wars watching RealSports TV Broadcaster Nipple Spotting LOLL hehe heheh realsports titty bar whackeroo Realsports Visible Panty Line (RS VPL for short) realsports jo monna 0wnz "the game where you diss the other unfortunate sap because his mom sleeps with cattle regularly." Realsports Vegas blowout momma momma jo momma dammit take j00r momma jokes back home heh * RSMormon will be playing Realsports Sleeping soon probably Me too ya realsports shagging slender senoritas RSSteempy is not a beautiful and unique snowflake. Realsports Marble shooting RSSteempy is not his fucking khakis. heh RSmormon: I'll be playing RS Dreaming of beautiful women :) MrNES is the all singing, all dancing crap of the world RSSteempy is the all Real, all Sports crap of the world NES: I'm downloading the rest of the Fight Club VCD and playing the soundtrack NES: I 0wn j00 realsports amateur sword swallowing "we take idiots off the street and make em swallow steel at gunpoint." j00r downloading the VcD!?!?! WOW you do 0wn me Yeah all week how many CDzzzz 56k modem + VCD = hours on end 1 or 2 realsports lethal spike tetherball "Don't take your eyes off the thing or DIE!" :P 2 you need to copy it for moi heh mormon: you enjoy this banter of idiocy? heh Realsports Wrist Slitting yah :P realsports ivory whittling "for the poacher in all of us!" Realsports Noose Dangling Create an ivory masterpiece on your VCS screen! realsports gas powered dildo racing RealSports Heroin: For hours of physically addictive fun! terminal: and that can be followed with RealSnorts Cocaine I'd buy it, if only the needle was not something I had to send away for. :/ hah realsports virtual hole in a rock "for the lonely men in your life!" realsports rubber ducky races hole in a rock? realsports virtual douche bag yes * RSMormon is now known as RSLthlSpk Realsports Bowls realsports plastic vagina machine "The neverending sequel to the great hole in the rock!" Realsports Bandwidth Wasting Realsports Funny how these conversations always come down to sex and stuff in the end eh? RSDrache: it could be a trilogy that keeps getting worse with RealSports Sexual Predator it's sometimes good for a laugh at the end of a run. LOL realsports call the cops your house has been jacked Realsports Encyclopedia Memorization Realsports colostomy bag Realsports Bubblegum - can *you* blow the biggest bubble? term: realsports track down the condom manufactor would be a good seller. rifling down the owner of the factory that made your defective condom that gave you a kid. heh Realsports headless condoms "once you pop, you can't stop" Realsports Childbirth RealSports Child Abuse * MrNES is now known as RSMrNES just remember, I started it. I won't have elmo stealing my credit. heh RealSports goat sacrificing Realsports IRC realsports tongue surgery "join us on the most difficult operation you'll face, cutting open your own tongue..." RealSports Fellatio Boy Realsports Snail Racing it's an IRC emulator for the Atari 2600, like the one Star Trek game(the text one) Realsports Coin Counting Realsports Stamp Collecting - "Save space! Its all on this cartridge!" realsports backseat limo lounging Realsports Black Friday: Stock Market Realsports Ebay RealSports hardcore pornography realsports cow utter hack 'n' slash nes: nice one RealSports I'M GOING TO FUCKING BED Night :) * RSMrNES is now known as MrNES night RSEbay - Snipe to your hearts content - and spend no money!!!! cya RsMrnes Realsports Minimum ack Realsports Minimum Wage realsports selling your soul you mean Realsports Fast Food it teaches kids the value of minimum wage Realsports Twister RealSports Death *bang* MrNES [pancakes@pm559-06.dialip.mich.net] has quit IRC (dead) by forcing them to clean the vomit out of the little crevaces of the McDonald's floor tiles "mommy, mommy, lucifer owns my soul for the entirety of my outbound existance off this gawddamn rock we call life!" oh my god! They killed MrNES! You bastard! Realsports Nose Picking I had that one earlier, but chose not to share drache LOL thanks for covering me heh realsports butcher master "chop up the flesh of other species all the while forgetting to wash your hands." Realsports Tuna-free Dolphin Slapping hehe Realsports Fox hunting realsports insider stock trading drache: see RS Black Friday mine above :) hehe Realsports Raving "Why go out, when your Atari can flash colours on the screen really fast and play great tunes too?" realsports it's not soy, it's people "experiement with the food chain, and find a way to rid yourself of the nasty neighborhood bully!" I would enjoy that Realsports Marble Shooting yes would be a fun game Realsports Veggie - Be a virtual vegetarian without any of the hassles of not being able to eat meat ROFL i think the tetherball one would be nice. if you miss, or lose rather you get stabbed in the head by the spike. haha Drache: still my fav :) ya i imagined the spikes on the tetherball tho ya ok write it I'll buy it realsports grandparent's denture tricks "just HOW do they spit their teeth at you?" gross!!!!!!!!! :P heh :E my grandma would always stick her teeth out at us Realsports Bill Forgery Realsports Money "Who needs real money?" - Spend ya cash on this game!!! my dad used to stick his tongue underneath his lower plate realsports mcgyver apprentice Realsports Hitman realsports vehicular manslaughter always had a warm spot in my heart too. heh RealSports Computer Software Helpline Realsports Crossword Challenge Realsports Programming - Pretend to program! "talk to the cunts before they put you on hold." cal: nice one realsports elective tumor removal "it's not a tuma!" RealSports Tramiel Massacre hah haha I'd be game Realsports New Mexico Archaeologist You could re-use the Dig Dug code a lot Realsports Swordquest Trophy Search realsports pansy playthings "the game where your 300 lb woman friend used every ounce of strength to beat up your whimpy man ass." st: I'd be looking for the et carts to pee on them Realsports Car Washing hehe "If they don't give you a tip, you pee in their gastank." lol Realsports Drinking "why drink, when you can do it all in this game?" Realsports Dominos Pizza Delivery Man "Try to make it one week on your route without getting shot!" Job: That come with a pint glass controller? drache: have you played avoid the noid ? drache: hey watch it. I've done that. lol steempy Ah, the joys of delivering pizza to topless women hehe drache : avoid the noid is a fun game drd: then you know how dangerous the job can be rssteemp: exactly. similar to the DC fishing rod in that the more you tip it, the more you drink drd: they were hoping it'd be free drd? wherE? drache: yes I do. mrroarke is drd doh :P :) it's called a nickstealer heh * RSLthlSpk feels stupid now realsports forehead slapping hahaha Realsports All-Nighters "for those times when you just can't bare to lose any more blood" RealSports Monty Python Quoting Realsports Ass-Pinching realsports maxi-pad challenge "Design the pad worn by woman, and see how you model does!" like the car windtunnel program I used to play a lot on the apple iie Realsports Realsports Football drache: i guess since the RS Booger Picking its all out huh? :) heh "Plays just like playing Atari 2600 Realsports Football" Realsports Ferris Wheel Realsports Dumpster Diving realsports demolition expert "Get to blow up man's greatest archetectual masterpieces!" Realsports Ghost Train - "Scare yourself shitless at home!" hehe Realsports Sideshow Alley with free misaligned light gun hehe Realsport Goldfish - The *original* virtual pet realsports circus freaks "for those of you living in a bubble, or allergic to peanut fumes..." nice job. pure class. :) What the fuck is up with that peanut thing? Are USA peanuts made from plutonium or something? peanuts are a mainstay at circuses. steempy: you dont have peanuts in OZ ? no steempy: some people are allergic to peanuts so badly that they can go into a coma due to the fumes they don't honestly :) No, I mean airplanes don't give out peanuts anymore, and there's all this crap about "may contain peanut residue" on things etc they have these wicked hallucigenic walnuts though Yes, we have fucking peanuts! Realsports OZ Bashing heh.. lol