FrknAtari: Long live Turbo-Grafx 16 and Atari Jaguar MrNES: But, those are dead :) FrknAtari: I play the classics FrknAtari: Yeah _nug_: Well your classics. Steempy: Long live my boner MrNES: Mine too _nug_: Long live the scrotum. _nug_: And the hairs under the testicles. FrknAtari: Man MrNES: and the "wee beasties" that hang out "below the equator" FrknAtari: Every conversation in this channel goes sexual at one point or another Steempy: Yeah, you perverted bastards MrNES: So anyway, Frank MrNES: Why don't you play newer games? Steempy: Keep it decent Steempy: Frk: How about that River Raid, eh? FrknAtari: Because the market makes me ill FrknAtari: Over here MrNES: Steempy: is my case of herpes "decent" FrknAtari: We've got Game Boy Color MrNES: Where are you located? North Pole? FrknAtari: Monopoly of handheld market Steempy: NES: Is it scorching, and do you have your father's gun? FrknAtari: I mean the market FrknAtari: Pokemon hype to make you sick to death Steempy: My pole's pointing due north at the moment MrNES: It burns when I urinate Steempy: north FrknAtari: And We've got Playstation MrNES: PlayStation = a-ok Steempy: Stop pissing on your lighter then MrNES: No lighter FrknAtari: Sony stealing the SNES CD Project and selling it as their own MrNES: Red Spots all over my rod! FrknAtari: Nintendo 64 FrknAtari: I hate the freaking commercials _nug_: That's the most ridiculous grudge I've ever heard FrknAtari: Could they get any more corny _nug_: I won't buy anymore video games because the Coleco Super Game Adapter never game out _nug_: I will never be swindled again! MrNES: hahah MrMaddog: Frkn: Sony was willing to go ahead with the Playstation/SNES project, but Nintendo kept jerking them by going back to Phillips _nug_: Gimmie my RCA Studio 2 and a 61 inch TV! *** calamari has joined #rgvc Steempy: heh MrNES: Frank: Sony isn't the "bad guy" in that deal, champ :) calamari: re FrknAtari: Sony was looking for an excuse to leave MrNES: yo, cala calamari: hi steempy , hi nes Steempy: hey squidley MrNES: Frank: you're wrong :) FrknAtari: And steal the thing to sell as their own FrknAtari: Is that so MrNES: Yes yes FrknAtari: Sony screwed them FrknAtari: That's a fact MrNES: um, no FrknAtari: I can face it MrNES: ? FrknAtari: Maybe you can't _nug_: Yeah, and the holocaust never happened either. phatkat: i need a nintendo! MrNES: Didnt!?!!?!?! * MrNES loves idiocy calamari: phat: no you need a nintendo... calamari: you NEED a 5200 MrNES: and i'm not talking to you, nug :) phatkat: i need nintendo calamari: hi nug_get _nug_: I won't buy a 5200 because Atari never released the MindLink! _nug_: What LIARS! _nug_: Bastards! calamari: nug: byte me *** MrTube has joined #RGVC Steempy: Release the hounds calamari: hi flamesound Steempy: hey Tubesteak _nug_: And the name of the Atari Touch-Me! What scandal! _nug_: How could you support a company with such filthy brand names! MrMaddog: "I am not getting any game system because in five years they'll come out with something that would make mine obsolete!" MrTube: hi FrknAtari: Are you guys still trying to be funny calamari: nug: im not supporting the company.. I buy only used equip MrNES: Frank: no of course not Steempy: <- is playing his Nintendo Fellatio Boy right now _nug_: I will not buy the 7800 because Atari FAILED to deliver on the PROMISES of the Cosmos! MrNES: Steempy: I tried to get one but they were sold out MrNES: Steempy: where'd you get yours? calamari: steempy: it is two player interactive? MrNES: I tried Toys R us and they were fresh out Steempy: Yeah, they're pretty popular _nug_: He's going to take out Ralph Baer David Chapman style. FrknAtari: Yes keep trying to be funny, somebody might laugh Steempy: cal: Can be, if you have the right hookups Steempy: NES: I got it at the Capitol building, has the presidential seal on it, limited edition MrNES: Frank: sounds like you need to play the Nintendo Fellatio Boy a little, and RELAX :) FrknAtari: Fellatio boy FrknAtari: What the heck is that MrMaddog: Would you believe that I can't even find a Jaguar at Toys 'R Us? They have Dreamcasts but never a Jaguar...not even at a "crash" price :) _nug_: I refuse to buy the Fellatio boy because Knoix never released the MultiSystem calamari: fnkn: we'll tell you in 10 yrs when you are older ;) Steempy: You must be one of the three people in the US that hasn't seen the ad campaign MrNES: Frank: when you take Sex Ed in 6th grade, I'll tell you MrNES: Until then, sorry :/ calamari: hahah nes Steempy: Haven't you heard about those controversial ads for the Fellatio Boy with Alyssa Milano? FrknAtari: Nug have you just not noticed yet that ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS LAUGHING AT YOUR JOKES Steempy: Sort of similar to the "Got Milk?" posters MrNES: Frank: everyone but you, champ _nug_: I'm laughing at you though. FrknAtari: Yeah FrknAtari: Sure MrMaddog: Well "I" am... calamari: nug: continue on .. no problems here :) FrknAtari: You're only saying that now to back up your little buddy _nug_: I just need to get more material from his utterances. MrTube: man i hope jacksonc come son tonight calamari: but..... I gotta run..voyager is coming on in 2 minutes :) MrNES: peace, cala MrMaddog: Bye cala _nug_: I refuse to watch voyager because Nintendo failed to uphold my Virtual Boy warranty MrNES: Frank: are you joking, or ignorant? :) *** calamari has quit IRC (Beam me up Scotty! cya nes/mad) FrknAtari: Neither MrNES: I refuse to stop masturbating because my Virtual Boy isn't in full color FrknAtari: But you and your little buddies fit both the first and the latter Steempy: I refuse to vote for Winston Churchill because I believe in the Tory party MrMaddog: I would rather play a 32X then watch Voyager :) Steempy: NES: I just refuse to stop masturbating on general principles _nug_: I refuse to cease importing Japanese Bukkake videos because I couldn't import a Gamemate from Mexico FrknAtari: Answer me one question do you guys actually think you're funny FrknAtari: Cause FrknAtari: Well MrNES: Nothing like waking up into a pool of your own discharge FrknAtari: You're just not _nug_: I refuse to think I'm funny because Atari never released the JagVR helmet MrMaddog: Yes...I 'do' think I'm funny! hehehe... MrNES: Frank: I'm not!? FrknAtari: No MrNES: I refuse to believe that _nug_: You're not funny because NEC didn't have a TurboGrafx booth at the 1994 Winter CES MrNES: Oh man MrNES: That's IT! FrknAtari: 5 of you together against me for ten minutes can't squeak out one funny joke Steempy: I refuse to pitch a tent during "baywatch" because David Hasslehoff refuses to release a Chemical Brothers remix of the theme song FrknAtari: Oh great MrNES: This whole thing is a funny joke, sport Eppy: frnk: we need funny lessons. please demonstrate. MrMaddog: I wanna play Missle Command from Hasbro Interactive... but since they wouldn't come out with the Jag VR helment for the game, I won't FrknAtari: Here comes more sad attempts to look funny and cool in front of your sad little online buddies _nug_: I want to empty my colostomy bag, but because Color Dreams never released Hellraiser for the NES I'll let it fester until the sack bursts all over my couch Steempy: I refuse to eat artichoke leaves becase I'm sad and online and have no friends and haven't known the pleasures of a woman in months MrNES: I refuse to stop masturbating in front of the TV since David Hasselfhoff never released a Nintendo Playstation Eppy: frnk: if you don't like the company, feel free to leave. FrknAtari: This is sad FrknAtari: You are all sad FrknAtari: Bye *** FrknAtari has quit IRC (They said it couldn't be done. I proved them wrong on three occasions. Chances a) |
