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EthanHunt [pgdahl@yak-ts2-p26.wolfenet.com] has joined #rgvc
<EthanHunt> How do you play Custer's Revenge for 2600?
<EthanHunt> what's the object?
<Sutekh> ethan: easy... insert tab A into slot B ;-)
<Steempy> hahaha!
<EthanHunt> hehee
<Steempy> Ethan: Something you're probably not destined to find
   out. :D
<EthanHunt> ooook
<EthanHunt> that's not reall how to play is it?
<EthanHunt> i downloaded the.bin and im stuck 
<xTrix> ethan: at 10, are you sure you're ready for custer's?
<xTrix> i'm a lot older than that, and i don't even play it. <g>
xTrix is *not* going to say anything about that 'stuck' comment!
<EthanHunt> Im stick in Custers, cant do anything except get mailed
   by lightning.
<EthanHunt> Im stuck in Custers, cant do anything except get nailed
   by lightning.
<Steempy> LOL!
<Sutekh> hehe....  nail the *girl* ethan!
<xTrix> nope! not a word. :x
<Java> lol
Steempy notes it's his job to make those comments, and he didn't
   even notice the opening.. (pardon the pun). :)
<Kalla> heh, my "stick" in custers :)
<Sutekh> steemp haha!
<Sutekh> Trix: I think thats one for the old intro line!
<EthanHunt> then what?
<EthanHunt> im stuck after that
Steempy notes if he noticed the openings more often, he might have
   a more fulfilling social life. :D
<xTrix> sut: thanks, i was looking for a new one. <g>
<xTrix> ROTFL
<xTrix> ethan: ummm.. maybe it'd be more appropriate for one of
   these guys to help you, than me. ;)
<EthanHunt> hehe
<Steempy> You sure about that? :)
xTrix clocks steemp with a combat cart
<EthanHunt> mistique's games are stupid but hilarious
EthanHunt clonks xTrix with a Supercharger
<xTrix> <youch!>
Steempy combats xTrix with a clock. :)
<xTrix> ethan: you sure there wasn't a pg-13 warning on that .bin?
<EthanHunt> yeah
<EthanHunt> i know, xTrix. Im a minor. I read encyclopedias you
   know!
<EthanHunt> not like im ignorant of that
<xTrix> ethan: and nat'l geo., too, i'll bet! :)
<Steempy> ROTFL!
Kalla doesn't read encyclopedias for fun, no sir
<EthanHunt> nationl geo: World
<Steempy> ...or as we used to call it, Playpygmy. :)
<Kalla> hmmm, don't think World magazine qualifies as
   encyclopedic. :)
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<DngrMouse> morning, mortals!
<xTrix> mornin' DM
<Steempy> Hey, DM
<DngrMouse> hiya Trix!!  =) =)
DngrMouse is being real productive at work.  Cantchatell?
<xTrix> DM: we're trying to ummmm instruct ethan in how to play
   custer's, in language suitable for a 10 yr. old. :)
<Kalla> awright, high of 35 today
<Steempy> Ethan: You stick your pee-pee in her woo-woo. :)
<Steempy> Kalla: It was that here today, but unfortunately in
   Celsius. 8P
<Kalla> steemp: that might prove hard for the little fry at this
   point in his life :)
<DngrMouse> Trix: ummmm... okie
<xTrix> geez, steemp! how base! :P
<Steempy> Kalla: Well, if it's a little and hard, it'll still
   work. :)
<Steempy> Trix: My humblest apologies..
<Kalla> steemp: lol! I saw that one coming :)
<DngrMouse> Steempy should know
<BillA> hello all
<Steempy> How about "You stick your pestle of tantric majesty into
   her palace of earthly delights of the flesh"?