#rgvc buffer saved on Thu Apr 17 16:07:09 1997
<Kalla> my fucking dorm room is goddamn uiuc game central
<|tsr> i mean PC games :)
<Kalla> you come over, you'll never fucking leave and shit
<|tsr> kalla: yeah, you should rent out your room for $5 an hour
<Kalla> I have more game consoles than most people have had 
   girlfriends
<StrmKrw> Kalla: I have plenty of space if you need to get rid 
   of any of that "junk"
<StrmKrw> heh heh
<Kalla> and it's all crammed in that dorm room (except for the 
   5200 stuff)
<StrmKrw> some people have consoles instead of girlfriends
<Kalla> haha
* StrmKrw begins to think the console habit is much cheaper
<Eppy> console habit _is_ cheaper.  usually more rewarding too. 
    :)
<StrmKrw> we need a top10 list of why console gaming is better 
   than sex
<Kalla> With game consoles, everyone in the family can score.
<Kalla> At the SAME TIME even
<StrmKrw> ha ha
<xTrix> strm: they said cheaper, not better ;)
<Vectriff> Kalla: doesnt that make it incest?
<Drache> krw: How about a comparison list? 
<StrmKrw> that'll work
<StrmKrw> you can replace gaming equipment much easier if you 
   have problems
<DaWiz> you can buy a console at the thrift
<xTrix> the buttons are easier to find. :)
<DaWiz> consoles want you all the time
<Eppy> trix: ROFL!!
<DaWiz> consoles don't hog the sheets at night
<StrmKrw> u can turn consoles on or off whenever you want
<DaWiz> you don't have to take a console to dinner before you 
   play it
<xTrix> LOL
<Eppy> you can hoard extra consoles in the closet
* DaWiz is rolling around on the floor
<Kalla> you can turn your console off, and turn it right back 
   on again
<StrmKrw> ha ha...that sounds funnier
<Kalla> you can play with multiple consoles at the same time
<DaWiz> consoles don't get jealous if you don't play with them 
   for a while
<xTrix> you can stop in mid-game and pick it up at the same 
  spot later.
<StrmKrw> ha ha
<Kalla> consoles don't get pissed if you put them on pause for 
   a beer
<Eppy> consoles don't bitch when you put one away to play with 
   another
<Kalla> most consoles you can pop in new 
<Kalla> games whenever you want
<Kalla> if you get bored, you can borrow a console from a friend
<Drache> umm, They like their buttons being pushed a lot. :)
<StrmKrw> you can replace a worn-out stick
<DaWiz> you can try new games with your console
<xTrix> if it's not working right, you can give it a whack to 
  fix it.
<StrmKrw> go DA ha ha ha
* |tsr notes that you can't fuck a console silly
<Kalla> tsr: I am sure that there are people that have tried
<StrmKrw> Consoles like to play strange new games
<StrmKrw> alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.consoles
<xTrix> if you're eppy, you can pop one open whenever you get 
  bored. ;)
<Vectriff> Consoles dont mind if you fall asleep immediately 
   after playing an intense game
<DaWiz> consoles aren't picky about the voltage you feed it
<DaWiz> it's easier to diagnose the problem with a console
<Eppy> consoles actually encourage you to have the television 
   on during play
<Vectriff> you dont need to cuddle with a console before you 
   start playing it
<InfoGoon> ep: LOL
<StrmKrw> if you break a console you don't go to jail
<xTrix> ROTFL
<InfoGoon> You can plug your joystick into a console, and it 
   LIKES it! :)
<Eppy> heheh
<StrmKrw> one word
<StrmKrw> PADDLES
<Vectriff> consoles dont care how big the rom is
<DaWiz> consoles like to have paddles attached to them
<Eppy> consoles don't care what sort of joystick you plug into 
   them, as long as it makes you happy
<xTrix> hahahaha!
<Drache> You can stuff them in the closet when they piss you 
   off.
<Eppy> dw: hahaha!
<StrmKrw> consoles don't care how many points you've scored 
   with other consoles
<Kalla> there are no "under age console" laws
<Vectriff> consoles like to be serviced as often as possible
<Kalla> and you don't get arrested for taking new consoles 
   across state lines
<StrmKrw> you can trade consoles w/ your friends
<Vectriff> you can rent consoles for the night with no worry
<xTrix> they come with instructions.
<StrmKrw> HA HA
<DaWiz> the worst disease you get from a console is joystick 
   thumb
<Eppy> consoles don't get cold feet when you break out the 
   "accessories"
<DaWiz> you can play with a console with the lights on
<xTrix> they don't care if you plug in a bare cart.
<Eppy> the worst mess you have to clean up after a bit of 
   console gaming is a tangle of cords
<DaWiz> you don't have to take a console on vacation with you
<DaWiz> consoles don't care if you have to work late
<Drache> A good night on a console is when your hands get 
   tired. :)
<Vectriff> consoles dont care whether its over early :P
<DaWiz> consoles don't wake you up at 3a and beg you to play 
   them
<StrmKrw> console sex
<Vectriff> Dawiz: thats a good thing? :{
<xTrix> consoles don't care how often you shoot.
<Vectriff> consoles dont care what position you play them from
<DaWiz> consoles are ready whenever you are
<StrmKrw> you don't have to worry about someone walking in 
   while you are playing a console
<Vectriff> you can upgrade a console with the latest gadgetry
<StrmKrw> you can sell old consoles
<Eppy> consoles don't talk to each other about you in your 
   absence
<DaWiz> you can tell your friends about how you played your 
   console
<StrmKrw> no jealousy if someone else plays your console
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<Vectriff> a console wont keep suggesting how great it would be 
   to have a bunch of other little consoles around
<DaWiz> you can show your friends how good you are at your 
   console
<xTrix> hahaha
* RST38h boos at Xtrixie and others
<xTrix> boo rst
<Vectriff> you'll never wake up with regrets after playing a 
   console the night before
<InfoGoon> you don't have to wear a condom while playing a 
   console. 
<DaWiz> consoles don't rearrange your room
<InfoGoon> WEll, I guess you *could*......
<StrmKrw> you don't have to worry if you had a bad game
<xTrix> LOL
<Eppy> strm: hahaha!
<DaWiz> you can always start over playing your console
<Vectriff> you never have to worry about the authenticity of 
   your consoles hardware
<InfoGoon> the only crabs you have to worry about is finding 
   Crab Control!
<RST38h> Vectriff: scratch the last one
<xTrix> with consoles, bigger isn't better.
<Vectriff> ok + "except in Russia"
<RST38h> Vectriff: and a dozen or two other countries =)
<DaWiz> consoles think that every time is the first time
<Eppy> when you get a new console, you already have a pretty 
   good idea of its eccentricities
<Drache> You can videotape console games without worrying about 
   getting the lens dirty.
<Vectriff> consoles dont mind when you talk dirty to them
<xTrix> if you don't like the way the game's going, you can 
  push reset and start over.
<DaWiz> consoles don't dump you for another person
<Vectriff> consoles dont care if you play the same game for 
   extended periods of time
<Eppy> consoles won't borrow your car
<StrmKrw> you can always find a console that will play the 
   games you like
<Vectriff> If your console runs down, you can always salvage it 
   for parts
<xTrix> you don't have to meet a console's family.
<Eppy> you often find consoles without a box.  :)
<Kalla> bare consoles are the majority
<StrmKrw> if you like your friends console you can usually find 
   one just like it
<Vectriff> consoles like having their covers removed
<Eppy> consoles don't care if you've bathed or brushed your 
   teeth before play
<xTrix> you can get a tax credit for giving it to a thrift.
<Drache> You can touch the console all you want without fear of 
   rejection.
* Vectriff is either horny, or needing to play video games :)
<StrmKrw> guys I think we're confusing Vect
<xTrix> hahaha
<Eppy> you won't get in trouble for beating a console game
<Vectriff> on consoles, its never difficult to find the 
   cartridge slot
<StrmKrw> Vect...do you light up after a game
<StrmKrw> ?
<Vectriff> thats not implying that its hard in the other case :P
<xTrix> if it doesn't work right, blowing in it works wonders.
<Eppy> you don't have to worry about a cart going soft during 
   play
<xTrix> ohgod..........LMAO
<Kalla> you can auction your games with no fear of reprisal
<StrmKrw> I think this conversation has gotten out of 
   control.........
<StrmKrw> ha ha
<Kalla> consoles don't have 5 days of downtime per month
<StrmKrw> ohhhhh.....
<Drache> If you get good you can play with your hands and feet 
   all at once for 4 times the fun.
<Eppy> kalla: LOL!
<xTrix> ........................................................
  ........................
* xTrix was laughing so hard she had to leave for a few
<StrmKrw> consoles like it when you control them
<Kalla> rec.games.very.corny
<Eppy> consoles don't give a rat's ass if you drink or smoke
<Kalla> I wish I had some alcohol right now
<Kalla> NOT
<Drache> You don't have to lube up the console beforehand?
<Vectriff> lots of consoles support all sorts of attachments
<xTrix> consoles never say "are you done *yet*?"
<Eppy> heheh
<Eppy> consoles don't ask "what the hell are you doing back 
   there?"
<DaWiz> you don't have to call your consoles when you go out of 
   town
<Holstine> hehehe
<Holstine> you always know how to turn it on
<InfoGoon> I'm convinced!
<Holstine> you can play it the same way over and over and not 
   get bored
<Eppy> hols: heheh.
<Holstine> and if you get tired of it you can trade it on the 
   'net
<Holstine> and get a new one
<Drache> multiplayer, without the strange ideas afterwords
<Holstine> heh...4-way play with no guilt
<Holstine> :)
<Drache> you can keep your stick plugged in 24 hours a day?
<xTrix> hahaha
<Vectriff> your console will never complain that you're not 
   putting enough effort into a game, or that its had better 
   players
<xTrix> LOL!
<Drache> A blue console is desired?
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