[This whole ordeal started around 3AM, and ended around 8:30AM...
that's 5 and a half hours!  Well, read and enjoy!]


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<Arcadian> [Atar2600] Hey everybody! It is your favorite Atari 2600
   collector 163 games and counting!!
<Atar2600> hey guys !!
<Steempy> Hey, Atari
<Atar2600> hey Steempy 
<DrDemento> hi atar
<Atar2600> Well the book deal is offical and my local paper is
   going to write an article about me for my Atari 2600 fame. I am
   not bragging. The reason I am teling you about this is because
   I never thought I was going to get this much fame for old
   school !!!
<DrDemento> he said old school!
<DrDemento> Run for your lives!!!
<|tsr> huh? and huh? :)
<Atar2600> DrD: What do you mean by that ? :)
<DrDemento> 2600: earlier we were discussing how we hate the term
   "old school".
<Atar2600> ltsr: Believe me I am just as suprised as you are. 
<Atar2600> DrD: Why do you hate that term ?
<|tsr> atari: i mean, i have no idea what you just said means :)
<DrDemento> 2600: because it's a stupid term, makes absolutely no
   sense and shouldn't be applied to classic video games
<Atar2600> ltsr: Oh, sorry.
<Atar2600> DrD: Well the term applies to the stuff having to do
   with the late 70's and early 80's and all of the classic video
   games are in the late 70's and early 80's. 
<DrDemento> 2600: since when?  Ever hear of "old school rock and
   roll"?  That refers to the 50s...and the term still sucks.
* |tsr thinks "oldschool" is worse than "retrogaming" :) "oldschool"
   reminds me of rap music
<DrDemento> tsr: right, and oldschool shouldn't be applied to rap.
*** |tsr changes topic to "rec.games.video.0ldsk00l"
<Atar2600> Ok. Well retro is a good term to apply to it.
<_MrDo_> ACK!  Retro sucks!!!  It's CLASSIC GAMING!!!!  :)
<DrDemento> retro means "we're only doing this because it's cool at
   this moment"
<Sutekh_> RGVAC does stand for REc Games Video Antiquated Cack ;-)
<Atar2600> DrD: Well since a few years ago the term was applied. A
   perfect old school situation would be sitting down on your shag
   rug carpeting, playing Atari 2600, while watching Different
   Strokes at the same time with David Bowie singing "China Girl"
   in the background. :):) :) :)
<Steempy> Hey! "China Girl" rules! :-)
<DrDemento> 2600: whatever you say, I guess you're right and I'm
   wrong.  You're oldschool.
<Atar2600> Steempy: I figured you liked that song. :) :) I was just
   telling him what a typical day in the early 80's probably was
   like. :):)
<Steempy> Hey! Not all my musical tastes are rooted in the 80s...
   just 90% of them. :D
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  80's music rules!  :)
* Steempy hi-5s Clint
<Atar2600> Steempy: I admit it. Me too. :) :)
<Atar2600> Another early 80's moment would be you go to your local
   arcade play pac-man, with your red stripped socks up to your
   kness, with your spiked hair, also it has what seems like 5
   gallons of hair spray in it , your tight shorts on with the red
   stripes on the side, stripped shirt on while Tommy Tutone
   "867-5309" is blaring in the background.
<Atar2600> Steempy: hehehehehe. You and me have definitely one
   thing in common we like to make people laugh. 
<MauriceM> Ick!
<Steempy> Atari: Umm, right. :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: :) :) :) Did you like my descriptions of the
   early 80's ?
<Steempy> Atari: Yeah, I guess... I wouldn't call you the new Norman
   Rockwell, tho. :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: hehehehehehe. I wouldn't either. Just the new
   Rick James "Superfreak" :) ): ):):)
<Steempy> Atari: Put the bong down... you have consumed enough
   cones for one day... Step away from the bong slowly...
<Steempy> :)
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  LOL!  
<Atar2600> Steepmy: hehehehehehe. I have a strange sense of Humor.
   Don't be alarmed. All I got to say is you are funnier then
   shit.:) :) :) I can't stop laughing you are the new Arnold
   Horshack. :) ): ): :) :)  Arnold hears Juan Epstein just got
   another note forom his mother to skip school again. :) :) :) :)
<Steempy> Atari: Umm, thanks, I guess. :)
* Steempy can now proudly say he's more amusing than fecal matter:)
<Atar2600> Steepmy: :) You probably think I am really insane now.
   But then again I guess everybody in this chat room is in some
   way. :)
<Steempy> Atari: Nah, I make it a rule to not misbelieve people
   who say good things about me. :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: I just joined the Steempy fan club !!!!!!!
<Steempy> And I just changed my info line. :)
<Steempy> ./msg Atar2600 That ER is in the mail.. keep up the good
   work...
<Steempy> :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: :) :) :) Your new secetary is "Tootie" from the
   Facts of Life like my selection for your first employee. :) :)
<Steempy> That's where it meets!
<Atar2600> Steempy: hehehe.
<Steempy> Atari: You ARE crazy. :)
<PatEwing> Atar2600, are you old enough to drive, yet?
<Atar2600> PatEwing: Yes I am almost 21. 
<Atar2600> Steempy: I now I am crazy. The craziest guy in
   Milwaukee !!!!
<Steempy> :)
<Atar2600> PatEwing: Why would you ask that ?
<Atar2600> Steepmy: You think I am funny now just wait. I am going
   to be really funny tomorrow when I am really drunk in this chat
   room. 
<Steempy> Atari: Umm, OK...
<PatEwing> We can't wait.
<Steempy> Atari: I've never come on when drunk. maybe tipsy once.:)
<_MrDo_> At:  Do us a favor and just sit and watch, K? :)
<Atar2600> MrDo: Why don't you want me to talk ?
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Umm, 'cuz you're not funny now.  I shudder to think
   how un-funny you'd be when you're drunk.  :)
<Atar2600> MrDo: Well exxxxxxxxxcuse me. Steempy like my sence of
   humor and thats all that matters because he has seniority over
   all of us. :)
<Steempy> ROTFLMAO!
<Steempy> If only it were so... :-)
<kevtris> nope, irc ops have seniority over everyone. :-)
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Uhhh, yeah...  Whatever you say, dude.
<Atar2600> MrDo's Castle: Sorry if you are mad at me I didn't mean
   to make you full of anger and sadness I was just kidding
   around. :)
<_MrDo_> Atar: You have not the capability of making me mad or sad.
   I was just stating that you weren't funny.
<Atar2600> Mr Do's castle made by Colecovision I still need that
   game: Ok. I am really sorry I am not funny for you. I will try
   to come up with funnier material to make your life better and
   not full of saddness and anger and abuse. :)
<Fygar> atari2600: listen to clint's wise words :)
<kevtris> Shut up shuttin' up already! ;-)
<kevtris> (Yosimite Sam)
<Steempy> Class...
<Steempy> Class...
<Steempy> SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!
<Steempy> Thank.. you. :)
<Atar2600> MrDo: Ok. I am really sorry for making you angry. 
<Atar2600> Steempy: How come you have a @ before your name ?
* kevtris has an @ before his name, too.
<kevtris> ;-)
<Steempy> Atari: I'm an Op.
*** kevtris sets mode: -o Steempy
<kevtris> not any more!
<Steempy> kev: Does that mean we're like related and shit? :)
*** kevtris sets mode: +o Steempy
<kevtris> now he does... simple, eh?
<Atar2600> Steepmy: What is a Op ?
<kevtris> steemp: ugh oh... and I thought you were straight? ;-)
* _MrDo_ thinks Atar2600 is really Steempy in disguise...
<rworne> later... I'm gonna go beat off thinking about a T1
   connection to my 'puter
<_MrDo_> Rw: LOL!  Happy spankin'!  :)
<MarcoK> Do: hahahaha
<Atar2600> MrDo: Nope. I am even more crazy then Steepmy is.
<Steempy> tarm: You were right... there were some spankin' tunes on
   that Saturn sampler...
<kevtris> steemp: Spankin, or *spankin'*? :-)
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Stimp's fun to talk to, so far, can't say the same
   for you.  It's one thing to be crazy and it's entirely another
   to try and convince people.
<Atar2600> Steempy: What is a Op ?
<Steempy> Spankin' as in "good". :)
<tarm> kev:please don't get 'Coleman Saunders' started!
<kevtris> steemp: well, *both* can be good! :-)
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<_MrDo_> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<_MrDo_> :)
<Steempy> Settle down, Clint. :)
* _MrDo_ high-fives the IRC people who split that server.  ;)
* Steempy is depressed.. how come all the people who worship him
   turn out to be psychos? :)
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  ROTFLMAO!  :)
<kevtris> what's the deal with A2600?
<MarcoK> whahahahaah - people who worship Steempy? whahahahahahaha!
<Steempy> He's probably 12 years old. :)
* kevtris wouldn't worship Limpy, earm, Stimpy even if he was
   handing out T1s! :-)

[about 5 minutes later...]

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<Arcadian> [Atar2600] Hey everybody! It is your favorite Atari 2600
   collector 163 games and counting!!
<Atar2600> MrDo: I am really sorry that you hate me. I will try to
   behave myself in this chat room so you won't hate me anymore.
<_MrDo_> Atar:  I don't *hate* anyone.  Just don't find you funny,
   that's all.
<Steempy> MrDo: You still hate me, tho, don'tcha?
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  'course!  That'll never change.  :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: I would like to become an OP. Do you think I
   have been in here long enough to be a OP ?
<PatEwing> Yep , one hour is all it takes.
<kevtris> a2600: nope, not by a long shot
<Steempy> Atari: Don't hold your breath.
<Atar2600> Steempy: How come I can't be a OP I have been a #RGVC
   member for a year now.
<Steempy> Atari: Because nobody likes you? :)
<kevtris> a2600: I haven't seen you in here more than 3 times
<Atar2600> Steempy: How come nobody likes me ?
* kevtris has neither showed his like or dislike for you, a2600
<Steempy> Atari: You're a cunt, and that tends to put people off. :)
<PatEwing> It's official, Steempy is Atar2600.
<Steempy> back in 5
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<PatEwing> Hey, Atar2600, you are the biggest fuckhead ever!!!!!!!!
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<Arcadian> [Steempy] <Atar2600> Steempy: I just joined the Steempy
   fan club !!!!!!!
<s-kelly> LOL!
<PatEwing> I think it is now confirmed!
<Atar2600> kevtris: I haven't been in here alot recently. But I am
   getting back into it now. When I first started I was in here
   basically all day. I will be in here all of the time now.
* MarcoK would love to join the Steempy fan club but can't pay the
   subscription fee
<Atar2600> Steempy: Why am I a cunt ?
<Fygar> atari26: we would really like to op you, but you must get
   in line.... behind sloppy and paulsmith, who are also quite
   worthy but not yet an op.
<_MrDo_> Fy:  ROTFLMAO!!!
<kevtris> fyg: hehehehehe
<Steempy> Fygar: LOL!!!
<Steempy> Atari: You're not.  Just joking. :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: I figured you did. :)
<Atar2600> Fygar: How long have sloppy and paulsmith been members?
* kevtris doesn't like sloppy seconds. :-)
<PatEwing> Sloppy White?
<Steempy> ROTFL!
<PatEwing> Kev: ha ha
<Fygar> atari2600: hmmm... they have been loyal and longtime and
   productive members for quite some time.
<Atar2600> Fygar: Yeah, you definitely have a point. I have not
   been in here alot recently but I am coing back now more than
   ever. 
<_MrDo_> Steempy spanks his monkey
<Steempy> I spank my monkey
<Atar2600> I think I am Steempy's son. :) I am what resulted when
   Steempy have a night on the town. 
* Brunhilda takes out the giant dildo...
* kevtris notes the _SDC_ spanked his 40 times last month. (it says so on 
  his web page. :-)
<s-kelly> Oh SOMEONE has to snag that as an info line!  :)
* _MrDo_ ducks...  You never know what he'll do with that thing!

[And the worm turns...]

<s-kelly> <Steempy> I spank my monkey
<s-kelly> :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: You really play with yourself ?
<Brunhilda> Ack! He _is_ funny!!!!!
<Steempy> :)
<_MrDo_> -Arcadian- Now: <s-kelly> I spank my monkey
<Steempy> -Arcadian- Now: <_MrDo_> Steempy spanks his monkey
<kevtris> a2600: if you don't masturbate, you're not too healthy,
   me thinks.
<s-kelly> Atar26: Why?  You mean you don't??
<s-kelly> :)
<Steempy> :)
* kevtris won't mention his info line... :-)
* Brunhilda looks again, only to find out Steemp really has no
   monkey
<Steempy> Atari: What's wrong with enjoying the carnal pleasures
   of your own flesh? :)
<s-kelly> LOL!
* tarm is very healthy...and blind!
<kevtris> steemp: just 'cause the bible says it's wrong, doesn't
   mean it's so.
<kevtris> ...specially if you don't believe in the bible. ;-)
<Atar2600> Are you guys serious ???? How can you guys admit to
   something like that ? I would never do something as gross as
   that !!!!!
<Brunhilda> Ack! He _is_ funny!!!!!
<kevtris> a2600: and I suppose you think I'm 'gross' for being
   gay, eh?
<Steempy> Atari: LOL!
<s-kelly> Atar26: It's mandatory to be a member of this channel!!
<s-kelly> :)
<Steempy> Atari: You spanking it right now?
<Steempy> :)
<kevtris> s-k: ha!
* _MrDo_ is afk for a bit...  Tho, I'm not spankin' the Gorilla! :)
<Brunhilda> Do: whahahahahahaha!
<Steempy> "It's <uhhuhhuhh> a sin! you should <ohhh! uhh!> never do
   that to yourself... <ohhhhh!><splort>"
<Fygar> ste: LOL!
<tarm> steemp:sounds like the sinful idea is part of the attraction
   in your case
<kevtris> steemp: LOL!
<Atar2600> kevtris: No way I have nothing against gay people. If
   you are gay there is nothing wrong with that !!
<MarcoK> steemp: it _is_ a sin if that's the only thing you get! :)
* Steempy notes his body is an amusement park, but only he takes
   the rides. :(
<Steempy> :)
<Atar2600> I just think jerking off is really wrong !!!!!!!
<MarcoK> whahaha
<Steempy> Marco: hehehe
<kevtris> steemp: LOL!
<s-kelly> Steemp: That's more true that you'll admit I'm sure!!  :)
<MarcoK> Pat: dunno, sorry 
<Steempy> s-kelly: What do I have to do? Tattoo it on my forehead?
   "I'M NOT GETTING ANY!"
<Steempy> :)
* kevtris notes that he lets others take rides on his 'amusement
   park', but usually, he's the only rider. :-)
<s-kelly> Steemp: LOL!  Yeah you're right.  We all knew that
   already.  :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: You are really disturbed !! I bet you
   masterbate at least 10 times a day !!!!
* Steempy doesn't have anything against gay people either, but
   that's because he's not gay. :)
<kevtris> dad: 'Son, stop that or you'll go blind!'  kid: 'I'll
   stop when I need glasses!'
<kevtris> steemp: LOL!
<_MrDo_> Atar:  That's the funniest thing you've said all night! :)
<Steempy> Atari: LOL!
<Steempy> Atari: Nope, just 4 or 5. :)
* tarm offers the door to the closet to steemp
* kevtris only whacks it once a day... maybe two. :-)
<tarm> steemp:you can come out now
<s-kelly> Atar26: Steempy's "little Steempy" gets too tired after
   6 or 7 times....
* Steempy calls him Mr. Thrusty
<Atar2600> MrDO: Thanks. I am getting better. I can't believe you
   guys all masterbate !!! I bet while I am talking to you guys
   right now semen is flying across your guys computers !!!!!!
* kevtris calls his 'Prince Albert'(and he only comes in a can) ;-)
* s-kelly has an awful sticky keyboad! :)
<Steempy> kev: LOL!
<_MrDo_> Atar:  You can always dream!  :)
<tarm> atar:if that fantasy helps you...so be it!
<MarcoK> hahahaha
* Steempy loves finding smut on his World Wide Spooge browser.. :)
<tarm> atar:theres different chans for stuff like that though
<Steempy> Atari: yeah, just go into #amigagermany and yell "Ich
   bein ein masturbator!"
* MarcoK wonders if tarm is trying to direct atar to some nasty
   place... :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: Wow!! Five times a day!!!! Do you really
   enjoy that sick thing ????
<Steempy> Atari: Certainly do..
<_MrDo_> -Arcadian- Now: <Atar2600> Steempy: Wow!! Five times a
   day!!!! Do you really enjoy that sick thing????
<Steempy> Atari: How else are you going to build up upper arm
   strength? :)
<Atar2600> You guys are are fogetting I do not do not do that
   sick thing !!!!!!!
* MarcoK notes tarm rocks too! :)
* tarm has a very strong LEFT arm
<MarcoK> steemp: you switch arms, huh?
* _MrDo_ notes Steempy prolly looks like Popeye on one arm and
   Olive Oyl on the other!  :)
<Steempy> Atari: Are your balls bright blue, and make a clanging
   noise? :)
<Steempy> MrDo: How'd you know? :)
<Fygar> atari: well, people who don't admit it are usually the
   ones who do it.. joke's on you dude!
<Fygar> :)
<Atar2600> Steempy: Buy lifting weights you freak !!
<Steempy> The "he who smelt it dealt it" theory is sound. :)
<tarm> steemp:it rocks
<Steempy> Atari: My dick is a weight.. it's fucking huge!
<Steempy> Atari: :)
<Atar2600> Fygar: No I dont do that. If I did I would admit it.
   Because all of you guys did.
<MarcoK> whahahahahah... ROTFL
<Fygar> yeah, when steemp takes a leak, his dick splashes into
   the toilet bowl!
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  now THAT'S funny!  Maybe a 1/2 pound weight...:)
<MarcoK> atari: never seen him perform on the tele?
<_MrDo_> Marco:  LOL!
<Steempy> I have my own show on Italian cable TV... "Monkeyspanking
   for dollars"
<MarcoK> whahahahahah... ROTFL
<_MrDo_> Atar:  s-kelly has tapes to sell if you're interested!
<MarcoK> whahahahahah... ROTFL
<MarcoK> whahahahahah... ROTFL
* kevtris only performs in private... ;-)
<Steempy> I've also guest-hosted "Wheel of Fellatio" on Spice in
   the US. :)
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<Arcadian> [MauriceM] "KevTris"...it's not just a game...
* MarcoK notes his roommate is asking why I'm laughing all the
   time...
<Atar2600> How come how guys play with yourselves ??? I really do
   see why you guys do that. I have sex with women not with a
   magazine and my hand !!!!!
<Fygar> atari: if you see the manual for X-Man it'll list the
   "dude" as steemp.
<kevtris> fyg: bwahahahaha!
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Who needs a magazine???  Have you ever seen
   Steempys picture???
<Atar2600> do=don't
* Fygar hopes someone is logging this
* kevtris is!
* _MrDo_ is too!  :)
* Steempy hopes he'll get to do some logging some day... :(
<Steempy> :)
<Fygar> kev: I expect a full log file via dcc or email in the next
   day or two :)
<kevtris> fyg: heheh. Yes Sir! :-)
* MarcoK notes his roommate is getting annoyed from all this
   laughter...
<MarcoK> So, stop being funny!
<Atar2600> Why do you guys play with yourselves ? I still can't
   believe all of you guys actually do that unspeakable act !!!!
<tarm> marco:kick him out
* MarcoK kicks his roommate out, but she keeps returning...
<kevtris> a2600: you're right, it is unspeakable... we're typing
   it!!! ;-)
<Steempy> Atari: Ever had an orgasm? Like, say, remember the time
   you bought your first issue of "Sporting Shooters Weekly"?
   That's why. :)
<_MrDo_> Atar:  'cuz our hands need SOMETHING to do when we're
   not playing with other joysticks!  :)
* tarm wonders if Atar2600 is really 'Devils Advocate'
<Fygar> a26: how old are you, if you don't mind my asking
<Atar2600> Steempy: Of course I have had orgasms. I had then with
   women.  Not with my hand and a XX rated movie.
<Atar2600> Fygar: I am 21. Why would you ask ????
<Steempy> Atari: Not even with your hand and an episode of "Hee
   Haw"?
<Atar2600> Fygar: Well actually I will be 21 in less than two
   months. 
<Atar2600> Steempy: Why would you beat off to hee haw ?????
<Steempy> Atari: Now who's being naive?
<kevtris> a2600: if you don't mind me asking, why is masturbation
   so wrong?
<Atar2600> MrDo:  Well women don't think I am ugly !!!! I have no
   problem in that department !!!
* s-kelly is back from getting some food. Did he cry yet??
<s-kelly> :)
<MarcoK> sk: read and shrudder
<Steempy> Atari: Tehy're probably attracted to your forceful use
   of punctuation. :)
<_MrDo_> Stimp: LOL!  Either that or all the exclamation points! :)
<Atar2600> kevtris: It is just really sick that is all. But if that
   is your thing then that is your business.
* Steempy notes he has official approval from Atari to whack off!!!
   woohoo!!! afk. :)
* _MrDo_ notes there's nothing anymore sick about it than having
   sex.  In fact, it's less sick than sex!
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  hehe.
<kevtris> a2600: OK, you've told me it's sick... my question has to
   be then why is it sick?
<Atar2600> kevtris: Wouldn't you rather have sex with a woman then
   do that ?
<s-kelly> LOL!!
<_MrDo_> LOL!!!!!  
* MarcoK can't wait to hear kev's response
* _MrDo_ either!  :)
<MauriceM> In a national survey, 95% of men admitted to having
   masturbated, and the other 5%...were lying!
<s-kelly> a26: No I don't think kev would.  :)
<kevtris> a2600: well, no.  I'd rather jack off than fuck a woman.
<_MrDo_> Mo:  LOL!  :)
<kevtris> mm: hehehehe
<MarcoK> bwhahahahahah!
<Steempy> ROTFL!
<Steempy> kev: Speak up. :)
<kevtris> a2600: I
<kevtris> A2600: I'm a fuckin
<kevtris> 'Queer!  I like guys
* _MrDo_ notes there's never been a more innocent question that
   was funnier!
<Atar2600> kevtris: It is just sick. What if your family ever
   found out you do that ???
<kevtris> a2600: what, that I fuck guys? 
<Atar2600> kevtris: Oh yeah, I almost forgot you are gay.
* MauriceM hops on Kev's lap
<Steempy> "Hi, Kev"
<Steempy> "Hi, Mom... I fucked a guy last night"
<Steempy> "OK, dear.. as long as you used protection"
<Steempy> That about right, kev? :)
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Umm, considering ALL men have masturbated at one
   time or another, I don't think anyone's parents would mind much.
<Atar2600> kevtris: No, if you wack off not if you fack guys. 
* kevtris notes that Maurice can have me any time he wants. :-)
* Fygar is still ROFL
* MarcoK too
*** MarcoK is now known as roommate
* roommate beats the hell out of MarcoK
<_MrDo_> This is the most fun I've had since the last time I
   wacked off!  :)
*** roommate is now known as MarcoK
<Steempy> ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Steempy> ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
<_MrDo_> Well, I should justify that...  It's the most fun I've
   had in about an hour.  :)
<Fygar> hahahahaha
<MarcoK> The Do-run-run-run-the-Do-run-run!
* Steempy is crying here
* MarcoK whipes Steemp's eyes - for once!
<Atar2600> MrDo: Well I am telling you I have never masterbated
   in my life. The reason I am telling the truth is because I had
   done a lot of drugs and if I admit to that I would never lie
   about fingering myself. !!!!!!
<tarm> atar:your a woman then?
<Steempy> Fingering yourself?
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Umm, you only have to use a finger?  
<s-kelly> HUH?!?!
<Steempy> Are you a guy or a girl?
* _MrDo_ notes even Steempy needs to use 2 fingers!  :)
<Fygar> fingering???
* kevtris has fingered himself... ;-)
<Atar2600> I am a man. 
<s-kelly> kev: I'm EATING!!!  :)
<Steempy> Atari: You sure about that?
<Steempy> :)
* kevtris is a man also, well, *most* of the time
<_MrDo_> ROTFLMAO!!!!!
<tarm> atar:no,you are not 21 yet
<Steempy> s-kelly: He's probably done that too. :-)
<MarcoK> ooo boy! think of the time when you will tell your
   grandchildren about that time on #rgvc
<kevtris> steemp: probably?  feh.  You know me better than
   that!!! ;-)
<Steempy> Marco: Nah.. my grandchildren will probably be too busy
   fucking Martians in teledildonic suits in Internet 2047. :)
* s-kelly begs for his screensaver to kick in! :)
<Steempy> kev: True. :)
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  Your relatives will be too busy masturbating to do
   anything else!  :)
<Steempy> MrDo: True...
<MarcoK> steemp: err, I wasn't referring to you - you have to get
   laid in order to get (grand)children
<_MrDo_> Oooooowwwww!  Laughing this much hurts!!!  :)
* Steempy wonders if this new cloning stuff means its possible to
   whack off and still have children. :)
<MarcoK> ROTFL!!!
<MarcoK> ROTFL!!!
<MarcoK> ROTFL!!!
<Steempy> "Hey Mom! I got myself pregnant!"
<kevtris> Masturbation Station, what's your destination?  (sung to
   Conjunction Junction...)
<Steempy> :)
<MarcoK> ROTFL!!!
<Atar2600> Steempy: I just used that term because I used up all of
   the  other terms nown to man about  that weird thing that you
   guys seem to enjoy.
<Steempy> whacking off..
<MarcoK> ROTFL!!!
<Steempy> punishing percy in the palm
<_MrDo_> Atar:  What thing that we seem to enjoy?  :)
<Steempy> shaking hands with the unemployed
<Fygar> bopping the baloney
<tarm> mrdo:an orgasm?
<Steempy> slappin the salami
* s-kelly notes there's an awful lot of rolling on the floor going
   on. Hope you guys are at least masturbating down there!!! :)
<Steempy> twanging the wire
* MarcoK takes pen and paper - he is learning a lot today! :)
<Steempy> spanking the monkey
<MarcoK> sean: ROTFL!
<Steempy> spanking the dolphin
<_MrDo_> sk:  SHIT!!!!!!!  TORFLMAAODNHQ@L~!
<kevtris> Polish the Rocket
<Fygar> strokin' the sausage
<tarm> pulling the plonker
<Steempy> a hand-shandy
<s-kelly> bopping the baloney
<Atar2600> I am serious now. Do you guys really do that weird
   thing. 
<MarcoK> shake the weazel
<tarm> five knucke shuffling!
<tarm> knuckle
<MauriceM> Polsihing the bobby's helmet
<Steempy> solo choad maintenance
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Not nearly as much as we'd like... There are only
   so many hours in the day after all!
<Steempy> choking the chicken
<tarm> testing the todger
<Steempy> bashing the Bishop
* kevtris reads the ledgend on the glass.  It says 'Break Glass in
   Case of Emeregency' He does so and removes the Great Clue Stick
   from within.
* MarcoK gets a new piece of paper
<Fygar> bashing the bishop?  hahahahha!
* kevtris then beats Atari2600 over the head repeatidly until the
   clue has been firmly lodged within
<Steempy> flogging your log
<Fygar> shankin' the bacon
* _MrDo_ cleans up for the next round.
* s-kelly notes Steempy knows WAY too many names for it!! :)
* Fygar reloads
<Atar2600> I am really suprised you guys actually do that !!!!!!
   All this time in this channel I had no idea I have been talking
   to a bunch of masterbaters !!!!!!
* kevtris wonders if his pecker is up to the task for another
   round? :-)
<_MrDo_> "Hello, my name is MrDo, and I masturbate"  "Hi MrDo"!
<kevtris> a2600: at least spell it right: Masturbation, not
   masterbation
* MarcoK thinks you should give it to'em
<PatEwing> All this time?  All two hours??????
<s-kelly> kev: You want I should give you a hand??  :)
<kevtris> s-k: LOL!
* MauriceM volunteers to help Kev...MUTUAL MASTURBATION!
<Steempy> giving the hairless cyclops a full body massage
<Steempy> playing a solo symphony for bed flute
<kevtris> mm: I'll help you, while you help me. :-)
<PatEwing> bed flute!!!!!
<Fygar> plunkin' the pecker
<Steempy> playing "She'll be coming round the mountain" on the
   pink oboe
<_MrDo_> Wackin' the Wood?
* MarcoK declares Steemp the winner!
* s-kelly thinks Steempy is either reading or WRITING a
   book. :)
<Atar2600> I am really serious now. Answer yes or no if you do
   that different thing. If you answer yes I will believe you
   guys actually masterbate !!!!!!
<Steempy> Atari: Yes, I do the happy dance by myself. 
* _MrDo_ does something different!  I masturbate upside down!
<Steempy> Atari: Feel better now? :)
<tarm> MrDo:you stand on your 'head'?!
<Fygar> atari26: rather, you should start asking all of us how
   often! :-)
* s-kelly microwaves a piece of liver and wraps it around his
   pecker for that "at home" feeling. :)
<kevtris> a2600: at least spell it right: Masturbation, not
   masterbation
<Steempy> LOL!
<Fygar> do: how athletic!
<Fygar> sean: hehehhe!
<kevtris> LOL@
<Atar2600> You guys are really not joking around ?
<Steempy> "Sean, honey, come to bed.. I want you"
<MarcoK> This is unbelievable!
<Steempy> "Not now, I heated the liver!"
<tarm> no,we are jerking around
<Sutekh_> Masturbation.. you spell it "W A N K"
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  Hehe!
<Steempy> tarm: LOL!
<Sutekh_> or T O S S
<kevtris> Bwahahaha!
<Sutekh_> or...
<MarcoK> Beef jerkey?
<s-kelly> Steempy: if only the liver could talk! :)
*** MarcoK is now known as liver
<liver> I can talk!
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Well, it's MUCH better than doin' sheep, right
   Marco?  :)
<Steempy> s-kelly: With the amount of DNA you pump into it, I
   wouldn't be surprised. :)
*** MauriceM is now known as MEATMAN
<s-kelly> liver: Tell me to fuck you big boy!  :)
* Sutekh_ will say this:  Wanking is 100 times better than bread-
   boffing
<Sutekh_> :-P
<liver> Hey Sean, what are you doing with that thing? O noo, keep
   that beef away!
*** kevtris is now known as mastrbate
<_MrDo_> Sut:  Just depends on how you do it!  ;)
<s-kelly> hahaha!
* Steempy has heard good things about holes drilled in
   watermelons. :)
<mastrbate> I do it 100 times  day!
*** mastrbate is now known as kevtris
*** liver is now known as melon
*** melon is now known as w_melon
<Sutekh_> Do: haha.. yeah... but why ruin loaves of Rye and
   buckwheat just to have fun?
<MEATMAN> Ever tried using a dab of toothpaste?
<s-kelly> Steempy: LOL!  Ewww!  Lil' Elvis does not like to get
   THAT sticky!  :)
<Atar2600> tarm: I thought you guys were kidding. I didn't think
   you guys would actually do that.
<w_melon> Hey Steemp, what are you doing with that drill?
<MEATMAN> The pepermint stuff actually makes it tingle...but you
   have to use it with lube ;)
<_MrDo_> Sut:  It tastes BETTER with *that juice* in it!!!  :)
<Steempy> You can do it driving, you can do it lying down.. you
   can do it on the floor, you can do it at 30000 feet...
   Wanking.. the easy alternative.
<Steempy> :)
<kevtris> meat: too much abrasion for poor ol' willy... it'd
   scratch up my PA something awful
* Fygar wonders how a26 can comment on something he's never
   tried :)
<Sutekh_> Do: ahhh. so thats how they get that darn banana cream
   in dem dere dognuts ;-)
<Steempy> Fygar: LOL! Good point. :)
<w_melon> steemp: are you in me already - I don't feel a thing...
<Fygar> I think we should anoint steempy as authority on this
   subject
<PatEwing> Fygar:  Think about it:  Have you ever tried to jump
   off a big bridge?  Do you have any opinions on that?
<Steempy> ROTFL! I don't like the sound of "anoint". :)
*** w_melon is now known as MarcoK
<Fygar> pat: if you're asking about bungee jumping, yes, I've done
   so 
* MarcoK wonders is the term 'seriously' has any meaning around
   here... :)
<Atar2600> Fygar: Because I can't think of why you guys are into
   that sort of thing. I find it rather shocking. 
* Sutekh_ takes out his broadsword..... and hereby Knights Sir
   Steempy..... once on each shoulder!
<kevtris> mk: true, true
<MarcoK> atari: seriously?
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Have you ever considered the fact that babies that
   have NO idea what they are doing masturbate?  It's human nature!
<_MrDo_> 'sides that, it feels good!  :)
<Steempy> Atari: Becasue it feels good, and it's better than
   sitting around slowly going crazy, and eventually raping
   someone. :)
<tarm> steemp:is it really better?  How do you know?
<Atar2600> MarcoK: What do you mean by seriously ?
<Fygar> ste: LOL! Chalk up another one in favor of
   "masterbation" :)
<Steempy> tarm: Anything's better than rape, dude.
<MarcoK> atari: if you're seriously serious
<Atar2600> Steempy: Why don't you get high instead of doing that
   thing ?
<tarm> steemp:but descending into madness may be fun
<PatEwing> Yeah, that sounds safe.
<kevtris> a26: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MarcoK> atari: he gets high on that thing
<s-kelly> Atar26: We don't do drugs....that's SICK!  :)
* Sutekh_ worked in a science Centre where the resident procupine
   would definitely strum some tunes on the old bony cello
* _MrDo_ would love to see this guys parents...  I bet they're
   Amish.  :)
<Steempy> Atari: Because no matter how hard I try, my dick won't
   inhale. :)
<Steempy> Drugs!?!
<Steempy> THAT'S DISGUSTING!!
* MarcoK is on drugs 24 hours a day
<Fygar> atari26: ewwwwww!! you do drugs?? how could you?????
<Steempy> :)
<Atar2600> MarcoK: Serious about what ?
<tarm> marco:irc?
* kevtris tries to follow the logic... masturbation's bad, but
   drugs are OK?  
<MarcoK> atari: yes
<PatEwing> If you want to see his dad, look on the side of your
   oatmeal box.
<MarcoK> tarm: that too
<Sutekh_> frggun porcupines do it more than sad humans ;-)
<_MrDo_> Jason:  LOL!
<Steempy> kev: At least drugs profit those nice Colombians...
   nobody gets a cut when you whack off. :)
<kevtris> pat: LOL!
<tarm> sut:because they have so many pricks?
<kevtris> steemp: well, the soap manufactueres do! :-)
<kevtris> tarm: hahaha!
<Steempy> kev: True.. and the lube guys, I guess. :)
<Sutekh_> tarm: ROFL!
<_MrDo_> tarm:  Good play on words!  :)
<Fygar> ste: hmm wouldn't it be something if you can at least get
   a tax break from doing it? :)
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<RedWizard> morning all
<s-kelly> Steemp: I think Sutekh is challenging you to a monkey 
   spanking-off between you and the porcupine!!
<_MrDo_> REd!  Look out!  :)
<tarm> red!
<MarcoK> ReD
<kevtris> steemp: I never use lube to jerk off. :-)
<Steempy> Fygar: Tax relief on an unemployed knob? :)
<Steempy> Hey, Red!
* Fygar thinks that steempy accounts for 50% of kleenex's profits
<Steempy> A monkey spank-off!
<kevtris> hahaha!
<Steempy> Sounds like a great Con event!!
<tarm> red:long time no see
<Atar2600> Yes, I love to get high on weed, lipids, and magic
   mushrooms. Where I am from that is better than jerking off.
<Steempy> We could play "Soggy Biscuit", and kev can lose every
   game. :)
<RedWizard> hehe looks like the normal level of intellectual
   dicsussions this morning :)
<Sutekh_> " In this corner, weigning a 2 pound... it's Porky the
   pumping porcupine!
<kevtris> steemp: hahahahaha!
<Steempy> Atari: How's the weather on Mars these days?
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Fucked up and hungry is better than having some
   sticky stuff on your hand?  :)
<Steempy> MrDo: LOL!
<s-kelly> Stop it guys!  I'm starting to get convinced here!!  :)
<Steempy> s-kelly: :)
<PatEwing> I vote no in this election year.
<Sutekh_> In the other corner, weigning at at somewhere between
   10 and 60 stone is Steempy, playing decathalon on a very
   different type of stick'
<_MrDo_> sk:  Hehe.
<Steempy> erection year? :)
<Atar2600> MrDo: Those are the safe drugs to do. 
<kevtris> sut: LOL!  (1 stone= 14 pounds, BTW)
<Atar2600> I am sure all of you guys have done drugs here. 
<Sutekh_> well.. as I said.. between 10 and 60 stone ;-)
* kevtris has never done one drug
* Sutekh_ hasnt
<_MrDo_> Atar:  "Safe"?!?!  Try driving when your fucked up. 
   You'll see how safe they are.  Whereas, I can masturbate while
   driving all the time without danger!
* _MrDo_ has never once done an "illegal" drug, thankyouverymuch
* MEATMAN has done asprin...
* MarcoK neither
* Fygar takes anacin weekly
<tarm> kev:you take loads of different ones at the same time?
<s-kelly> tarm: hahahaha!
<MEATMAN> I once had a blowjob for 25 miles on the Interstate
   while driving 70 ;)
<kevtris> tarm: I've taken 'loads', yes. :-)
<MEATMAN> job...
<MEATMAN> but "jon" wasn't his name
<Atar2600> MrDo: Just don't drive. Then you are fine. 
<Steempy> MrDo: You've tried? Obviously you drive an automatic. :)
<Steempy> kev: LOL!!
<tarm> kev:heheh
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  No way!  Stick!  :)
<_MrDo_> Atar:  And drugs cost $$!  I can whip my dick out at
   anytime and masturbate whenever I want!
<_MrDo_> FREE!!!
<s-kelly> Steemp: He just tapes his pecker to the steering wheel
   and turns alot.  :)
<MEATMAN> Economical too!
<Atar2600> kevtris: I can't believe you jack off but don't do
   drugs. 
* Steempy actually found himself calculating the length of that
   blowjob for a second before reality settled in. :)
<Steempy> MrDo: hehehe
<PatEwing> It's a free cunt ry
<Steempy> MrDo: Not quite. :)
<_MrDo_> sk:  LOL!
<Steempy> s-kelly: LOL!!
* tarm will pay $ to see that!
<MEATMAN> Eew...he said the "C" word!
<PatEwing> s-kelly:  HAH HAH AH AH A
<kevtris> a2600: ummm.... I actually *like* my brain to function
   properly at all times, thankyouverymuch.  
<MEATMAN> I can't believe, YOU Atari,
* Steempy always thought "wanking" was mentioned in the 32nd
   Amendment to the Constitution anyway... :)
<MEATMAN> No, it's in the Bill of Rights, right after "The right
   to keep and arm bears"
<kevtris> 'Thou Shall Masturbate For All Times' (the 11th
   Commandment)
<Steempy> LOL!
* s-kelly thinks RedWiz is sitting there with his jaw on the floor
   about now. :)
<PatEwing> Steempy Ph. D:  There are 26 Amendments
<MarcoK> Steemp: I thought, in the OZ con, it is the first
   Amendment!?
<Steempy> Yeah, that's right. :)
<RedWizard> s-keely: nah :)
<Steempy> "Thou shalt honor thy father and mother by not whacking
   off into their favorite pot plant"
<kevtris> steemp: I thought you were a lefty? :-)
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  LOL!
<Atar2600> MEATMAN: Why can't you believe me ?
<Steempy> kev: Nope, I'm right handed. :)
<kevtris> steemp: I'm ambi-jacksterous, myself.
<Steempy> ROTFL!
<MEATMAN> That you'd think doing drugs was more normals than
   touching your own body.
<s-kelly> LOL!!!
* MEATMAN is a righty, but his left hand is a better lay ;)
<kevtris> hahaha!
* _MrDo_ notes at least it's not illegal to masturbate...  Well,
   unless you do it in front of the police station...
* _MrDo_ won't make THAT mistake again!  
<kevtris> hahahahaha!!!!
<PatEwing> Way to learn
<Steempy> or in front of the girl scouts trying to sell you
   cookies. :)
<s-kelly> Do: I warned you about that shit!
<Steempy> MrDo: hehehe
<Sutekh_> Do: go Do it front of the womens shelter.....! ;-)
<PatEwing> Why did the Boy Scout get kicked out?
* _MrDo_ knows now!  :)
<PatEwing> For eating all the Brownies
<_MrDo_> Jason:  'cuz he was eating brownies!
<Steempy> "Excuse me Officer, is this legal? <zzzzip!>
   <whackwhackwhack>"
<PatEwing> beat you to it
<Steempy> :)
<Steempy> Pat: If you'll pardon the expresion. :)
<kevtris> Why was Michael Jackson forced to quit the Cub Scouts?
<PatEwing> 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4....,
*** _MrDo_ changes topic to "rec.games.video.masturbation"
<kevtris> He was up to two packs a day! :-)
<Atar2600> MEATMAN: It is. As long as they are the safe drugs. Like
   weed, magic mushrooms I would never do cocaine or heroin because
   that stuff is really dangerous. Touch your own body is just
   really weird. So I suppose you masterbate too. Everybody alse
   around here does except me. 
<Steempy> Atari: I bet Ted doesn't either.. but he needs to. :)
<Sutekh_> Atari.. I bet you touched yourself in the womb without
   even knowing it
<kevtris> a2600: I don't what masturbation has to do with drugs.
   Please enlighten me.
<Sutekh_> Atari:  have you ever 'adjusted' yourself after gym?
* _MrDo_ afk to teach the Gorilla a lesson.
* Steempy has adjusted himself during gym. :)
<kevtris> do: you shouldn't be AFK, just MSR :-)
<MEATMAN> Actually, I saw a documentary about sleep and a lot of
   men masturbate in their sleep
<Sutekh_> Steemp: I've done it even before Gym started.... I was
   a prodigy!
<Steempy> Sleepwanking?
<kevtris> meat: cool. 
<Atar2600> kevtris: It has nothing to do with drugs. 
<Steempy> ROTFL! "Detachable Penis" just started on the radio.
<kevtris> a2600: OK, then why are you saying drugs should be used
   instead of masturbation?
<Atar2600> kevtris: Because it is considered acceptable where I am
   from. If you admit to Jerking Off your family will disown you
   and your friends will really laugh at you. 
<Sutekh_> wow.. I think the next con is gonna me more exciting than
   usual!
<PatEwing> Atar2600, maybe I'll see you at work, sometime.
<Steempy> Atari: Where ARE you from!?
<kevtris> a2600: where are you located?  
<MEATMAN> Uranus, apparently. ;)
<Atar2600> Milwaukee, WI.
<Steempy> LOL!
<kevtris> meat: ouch!
* Steempy makes a note to keep the fuck away from Wisconnsion. :)
<Sutekh_> heh.. I bet even green beings from Alpha Centari jerk
   off once in a while....
<Steempy> Wisconsin, even
<MarcoK> heheh
<Atar2600> If I showed up at that convention you guys will probably
   beat the living shit out of me !!!!!
<MEATMAN> No...
<PatEwing> Nah, they just beat their meat
<Steempy> Atari: We'll be too busy beating the living shit off of
   ourselves. :)
<kevtris> a2600: ROTFLMAO!!!! No, you get to do the beating
   yourself!
<MEATMAN> Maybe look at you oddly
<Steempy> Pointing and giggling could ensue. :)
<MEATMAN> We're horny men, not violent.
<s-kelly> We'd all stand in a circle (while jerking off no less)
   pointing at you and whispering.  :)
<Steempy> hehehehehe
<_MrDo_> LOL!
<PatEwing> Oh, shit.
<kevtris> s-k: he's now the soon-to-be-soggy biscuit, eh? ;-)
*** Steempy changes topic to "<MEATMAN> We're horny men, not
   violent."
<PatEwing> circle jerkers!
<Atar2600> I would definitely be the talk of the convention if I
   were there. But you guys would never find out that I am
   Atari2600 because I would not reveal my nickname then I am safe.
<MEATMAN> hahha
<Sutekh_> we'd know it was you.... we can tell when someone is a
   jerk-virgin!
<MEATMAN> We'd just have to start wanking off and watch who
   blanched
<MEATMAN> That would tip us off!
<kevtris> a2600: is that so, Bryan Miller?
<MEATMAN> You can tell fromt he angle of the dangle if the meat's
   been beat?
<s-kelly> Atar26: Not so fast.  Weren't you at that meeting in
   Wisconsin last summer??
<Steempy> Meatman: That'd include all the women, probably. :D
<Atar2600> So I bet you talk at the convention about how to
   wack-off and get 10,000 in Space Invaders at the same time.
<Atar2600> s-kelly: Nope I was not there I couldn't make it.
<PatEwing> AH HAH!!!!
<PatEwing> He tried to go, though!!!
<Atar2600> kevtris: I just wouldn't reveal my real name. 
<PatEwing> They'll beat ot out of you.
<kevtris> a2600: it's not too hard to figure out, I'm sure.  
<MEATMAN> Actually, the trick is to learn to get your stroke rhythm
   right so you can hit the fire button in Galaxian right with each
   stroke and quickly wipe out the aliens
<s-kelly> Atar26: You'll be the only one not jerking off!  We'll
   spot you right off!  :)
<PatEwing> LOL!!!!!!!
<PatEwing> GOT 2 go, see you all later.
<MEATMAN> Naturally, Violet and xTrix will be automatically
   excluded from this test
<MarcoK> Bye Pat
<MEATMAN> Bye Pat
<_MrDo_> later Jason
<Atar2600> Trust me if I went you guys would never find out if I
   am Atari2600 !!!!
* kevtris notes his log is reaching epic proportions. :-)
<PatEwing> and marimacc!!!
<Sutekh_> kev: you know.. I guy an take that two ways ;-)
* _MrDo_ bets he'd be the one that's flailing his arms while he
   talks...
<Sutekh_> er a guy
<Steempy> Flailing your arm, anyway. :)
*** kevtris is now known as BEATMAN
<BEATMAN> we just need a 'MYMAN' to complete the trio. :-)
<MEATMAN> The BEAT made me do it!
<MEATMAN> HAHAHAHA
<BEATMAN> The Meat made me do it!
<Atar2600> So I bet when you guys went to that con in Eagle, WI
   you guys were in the backyard jerking off and playing video
   games the rest of the time. I am glad I did not go if I did you
   guys would have started a cluster fuck and I would have ran and
   screamed all the way into the town.
<Steempy> MYMAN?
<Steempy> cluster fuck?
<BEATMAN> steemp: 'beat' 'my' 'meat'
<_MrDo_> LOL!  He's the first person that I've ever heard of that's
   Masturbatifobic!  :)
<s-kelly> A26: There was no backyard actually.  We had to do it
   right out in the open...
<BEATMAN> a2600: hehehehe.  Oh the day the people of #RGVC have a
  clusterfuck! :-)
<_MrDo_> sk:  LOL!
<MEATMAN> Yank yank yank
<_MrDo_> "How much is that"?
<MEATMAN> Tug tug tug
<MEATMAN> And a couple of smacks and whacks
<MEATMAN> That's how she makes the Scarecrow cum
<Steempy> Masturbaphobic... :)
<s-kelly> (was kinda exciting actually)  :)
<MEATMAN> When the Tin Man's up her ass...
<_MrDo_> "HUH"?  Come again on that?
<BEATMAN> crank crank crank
<_MrDo_> "Ok, here you go".  :)
<Atar2600> MrDo: I am. I am really scared of people who do that. 
<MEATMAN> Is that from the Wix movie you saw, Kev?
<MEATMAN> Wiz
<BEATMAN> meat: yep, that's it. :-)
* Steempy yells "Boo" at Atari, with one hand on his dick and the
   other one waving at him menacingly
<MEATMAN> MOST men do it, Atari...you're scared of MOST men...hell, 
   practically every man I ever met!
<_MrDo_> Atar:  Then you're scared of every person living!  Except
   yourself!
<MEATMAN> I have a WAV of that song, btw
* _MrDo_ repeats:  BABIES PLAY WITH THEMSELVES!  It's human nature!
<Atar2600> Well, so much for getting that OP job. I just one of the
   job requirements is that you have to wack off to get the job. So
   I can forget that. 
<Steempy> Ra Ra Rasputeen!
<_MrDo_> Atar:  In front of the rest of the OP's no less!
* BEATMAN didn't whack off to get the job... he qualified for the
   job.
* Steempy had to do it a few months back...
* MEATMAN thinks of another job BEAT qualifies for
<Fygar> atari26: yeah, you need to send in a picture with a semen
   sample too
<BEATMAN> meat: hehehe... Ya want me to beat you, meat, eh? :-)
<_MrDo_> Fy:  NO FAIR!!!  You always get to taste!!!  Jerk!
* BEATMAN will taste-test... :-)
<Fygar> clint: yours was bitter :)
* tarm wonders if anyone still talks about video games here
<_MrDo_> Fy:  It wasn't mine, it was my wifes!  :p
<MEATMAN> Yes...
<BEATMAN> tarm: Beat 'em and Eat 'em, yes. :-)
<MEATMAN> Anyone ever played Stroker 64?
<Steempy> tarm: Sure! Now, Stroker on 64...that was a good game.:)
<Fygar> do: ack!  hehehe
<_MrDo_> LOL!  Relentless!  :)
<MEATMAN> Yes, Steepy!
<Steempy> MEAT: LOL!
<Steempy> MEAT: You played it too? :)
<MEATMAN> Every night!
<Atar2600> Are you sure you guys are not joking about that ? You
   guys really do that ????????????
<s-kelly> ROTFL!!!
<_MrDo_> MY LORD!!!  You CANNOT be REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   !!!!!!!!!!!!!
* BEATMAN doesn't masturbate... he does do weed, tho.
<MarcoK> Atar: stop it now!
* Steempy masturbates to pictures of weed. :)
<BEATMAN> Hell, I'll pull out the bong with my friends and we get
   really fuckered up!
<s-kelly> hahahaha!
<Steempy> I've gotta go.. train's coming, and so will I be, when I
   get home. :)
<MarcoK> steemp: you masturbate to every picture
* MEATMAN weeds our masturbators
<BEATMAN> seeya steemp
<tarm> steemp:weed of the flowerpot men?cool
<_MrDo_> Stimp:  Why wait!  Do it in the train!  And on the way
   there!
<MEATMAN> out
<s-kelly> later stub
<_MrDo_> Later limpy
*** Steempy has quit IRC (Wanking's natural, wanking's good.. not
   everybody does it, but everybody should.)
<BEATMAN> a2600: man, what kind of bowl do ya like to use?
<BEATMAN> LOL!
<Atar2600> MarcoK: Why ? I am really shocked you guys do that
* _MrDo_ likes that ryhme!
* _MrDo_ is dislexic, too!  :)
<MarcoK> atar: yeah-yeah, and I'm the pope!
* tarm thinks this is #GroundhogDay
<MEATMAN> Why do you think we're all so good at video games?  We're
   all used to pulling "joysticks"
<_MrDo_> Meat:  Yeah!  It improves hand/eye coordination!  :)
<Atar2600> Beatman: When you smoke weed you can use a cigar wrapper
   put a whole in a soda can there is tons of ways to smoke weed.  
<MEATMAN> Until you go blind
<BEATMAN> do:: it improves hand co-ordination, but you then go
   blind! 
* MEATMAN turns to Atar, "Here's yer sigh"
<MEATMAN> sign
<Atar2600> I am perfectly fine at video games and I do not
   masterbate !!!!
<BEATMAN> ugh oh I canitt see tp type anyjire!  
<MEATMAN> Man, I can't type...fingers all stuck together!
<BEATMAN> fuckk!1 I,'m goign bklnind!111!11
<Atar2600> Fygar: Why do you do that thing ? You have a girlfriend
   don't you ???
<Fygar> A26: Lemme clean up around here for a sec.
* s-kelly bets Atar2600 masturbates like a wild man!
* _MrDo_ bets he doesn't even know it 'cuz he's too busy being
   fucked up! :)
<_MrDo> Fyg: LOL!
<MEATMAN> Actually, I read somewhere that married men often wank
   off more than single guys...
<MEATMAN> Probably cause they have to beg their wives for some :)
<_MrDo_> sk:  we are in the presence of a masturbatin' MASTER!!!
<s-kelly> MM: I think you read too much!  :)
* _MrDo_ notes he know's that for a fact!  :)
<s-kelly> Do: I am in awe!
<Atar2600> s-kelly: I don't !!!!! If you ever accuse me of that
   horrible thing again I am going to get really upset !!!!!!!!!!!
   !!!!!!!!!!
<s-kelly> :)
* s-kelly bets Atar2600 masturbates like a wild man!
* _MrDo_ waits.  :)
<MEATMAN> I'll have you know I read only the finest one-handed
   literature!
<BEATMAN> s-k: no, he masturbates too much!
<s-kelly> :)
<_MrDo_> LOL!  :)
<_MrDo_> sk:  thanks for not dissapointing, bud!  :)
<MarcoK> sk: watch it, he may take over the channel!
<s-kelly> Do: Anytime....  :)
<MarcoK> sk: oo yeah, that too... ;)
<s-kelly> Marco: And turn it into "Masturbater's Paradise"??
* MarcoK is waiting
* MarcoK highfives sean
<_MrDo_> #masturbateoften
<MarcoK> bwahahahaha
<_MrDo_> #jackofflots
<s-kelly> hehehhe
<MarcoK> do: hmm, sounds like a Russian plane company
* MEATMAN pulls out a copy of "Inches" magazine
<BEATMAN> #got-the-horn  (this actually existed!)
<s-kelly> #spanksalot
* BEATMAN pulls out a Mandate
<_MrDo_> #beatmyselfoff
<MEATMAN> They supply planes to Auroflog
<Atar2600> I would take over the channel if I had the power to do
   so!!!!! You guys are fucking assholes accusing me of something
   like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe you guys think that
   sick thing is perfectly normal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   !!!!!!
<MEATMAN> Aeroflog!
<_MrDo_> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* BEATMAN notes that channels names can be 200 characters in length
<s-kelly> ROTFLMAO!!!!!
*** _MrDo_ is now known as Asshole1
<MarcoK> My goodness!
*** s-kelly is now known as asshole2
*** MEATMAN has quit IRC (Killed (irc-w.primenet.com (*.cerf.net
   (asshole2) <- *.blackened.com[192.195.240.63])))
<asshole2> :)
*** MarcoK is now known as Asshole3
*** asshole5 (none@rubicon-d176.phonewave.net) has joined #rgvc
<Asshole1> WOWA!!!  You didn't put a space before the exclamation 
   point!!!!!!!
<Arcadian> [asshole5] "KevTris"...it's not just a game...
<Asshole3> hehehe
<asshole5> Back
<asshole5> Got booted!
<Asshole3> #4 is missing
<asshole2> For being an asshole??  :)
<asshole5> BEAT?
<BEATMAN> I'm surrounded by assholes! 
<BEATMAN> meat?
<Asshole3> hehehehe
*** asshole5 is now known as Asshole5
<Asshole1> Beat:  hehe.
<Asshole5> We need another asshole, Beat!
*** BEATMAN is now known as asshole4
<Asshole3> don't forget the capital A
*** Deleto (Deleto@192.87.217.31) has joined #rgvc
<Arcadian> [Deleto] "Have You Played ATARI Today ?"'77-'97 20th
   Anniversary of the 2600 VCS
*** asshole4 is now known as Asshole4
<Asshole1> LOL!  Hey Deleto!  
<Asshole3> Another asshole!
<Asshole5> I thought there was only one Uranus in this system...
<Deleto> hy
<Asshole5> HAHAHAHA!
<Atar2600> I thought you guys were just like me. Into the oldschool
   stuff. I was wrong you guys are just plain freaks of nature.
<asshole2> Hey asshole
<Asshole3> del: get your ass up here!
*** Deleto is now known as Asshole6
<Asshole4> hey assholes
<Asshole6> sure
* Asshole3 notes del is a quick learner
*** Asshole1 is now known as frkontr1
<Asshole6> buncha childish assholes is what we are!
<Asshole6> hey kev!
<Asshole5> Hey Asshole, Asshole, Asshole, Asshole, and Asshole
<Asshole3> childish? nbahh
* asshole2 is an asshole for sure!
*** Asshole4 is now known as Arsehole4
<Asshole3> childish? nahh
<Asshole6> hey sega and sean!
*** frkontr1 is now known as Asshole1
<Atar2600> You guys are really starting to piss me off !!!!!!!!!!!
   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<asshole2> Hey asshole!
<Arsehole4> hey ass6
<Asshole5> We love oldshcool stuff...we also like playing with our
   joysticks
* asshole2 is shooting tears out his asshole!!! :)
<Asshole6> atar2600: who the living asshole fuck are you then ?
<Asshole3> As4: you're a posh asshole?
<Arsehole4> bwahahahahahah!!!!!!
<Asshole5> With an accent, no less!
*** Asshole5 is now known as BungHole
<Asshole3> hehehe
<Asshole3> wow!
<Asshole1> ACK!  DYING!!!  MUST BREATHE!
<BungHole> I need TP
*** Arsehole4 is now known as Dillweed
<Asshole6> is there any farting ass out here that would like to be
   on my next Videopac auction list
*** Asshole6 is now known as Bungholio
<Atar2600> Asshole5: But why do you have to play with yourself 
   ?????????????????????? Don't you want to be normal ????????????
   ??????????
* Asshole1 would!!!
<Asshole3> Ass6: don't have it - give'em to me!
* Asshole1 notes it IS normal to play with yourself!  
*** Dillweed is now known as cocksuckr
<asshole2> Who's asshole5 again??  :)
<Bungholio> 3: ?
*** BungHole is now known as Cock
<Bungholio> okay kersie
<Cock> hee hee
<Asshole1> LOL!
<Asshole3> ssshhttt!
*** Bungholio is now known as UpDaAss
<UpDaAss> ulgh
<Asshole3> wow!
* cocksuckr sucks cock :-)
*** UpDaAss is now known as poepgat
* Asshole3 highfives poepgat
* Cock likes that!
<poepgat> tease it baby
<Cock> Be a nice, fello, cocksucker!
<Cock> hee hee
*** Asshole3 is now known as darmtor
<Cock> Semper ubi sub ubi!
* tarm_afk is glad hes still away...its the end of #rgvc!
* cocksuckr is a nice fella(tor) :-)
<Atar2600> Asshole1 : It is not normal to play with yourself!!!!!!
   !!!!!!!!!!!! You must have got molsted when you were a kid!!!!!!
   That is why you think it is normal!!!!!!!!!!!!11
<poepgat> darmtor ? bestaat dat ?
<darmtor> atar: now stop it!
<darmtor> poep: yeah, sure
<Cock> Do you get the impression he's suprressing something?
<poepgat> no way
<darmtor> kind of a darmtoerist
<poepgat> lintworm, okay, but a darmtor ?
<Asshole1> Atar:  LOL!  You're so very wrong it's sad!  Take a sex
   ed class and learn something!
<poepgat> man
<poepgat> you guys ever heard of an intestinebug ?
<poepgat> atar: yeah
*** Cock is now known as KevSucker
<Atar2600> What in the hell is a lintworm ???????????????????
*** darmtor is now known as lintowrm
*** lintowrm is now known as lintworm
<lintworm> hello?
<KevSucker> There's one!
<asshole2> Step on the fucking thing!!!  :)
<poepgat> hallo
* tarm_afk thinks marco should know better
<poepgat> it's this worm that lives in your intestine
<poepgat> and eats all your shit and soon to be shit
* lintworm dives down tarm's throat
<Atar2600> poepgat: Oh, ok.
<lintworm> hmmm...
<asshole2> Ewww!
* asshole2 thought it lived in people's navels. :)
<Asshole1> COOL!!!!  does that mean I could sit in front of the
   computer forever and never have to go to the bathroom???
*** cocksuckr is now known as Kev_
<poepgat> if you have shit in your navel, you might 
* KevSucker does his duty
<asshole2> Ass1: Non-stop jerking off!!
<asshole2> :)
*** Bus (bus@203.30.71.247) has joined #rgvc
<Asshole1> A2:  Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Kev_> mmmmmm,  beats (heh) masturbation! :-)
<Asshole1> Bus!
<tarm_afk> bus!our saviour!
*** lintworm is now known as Asshole3
*** poepgat is now known as Asshole
*** Asshole is now known as Asshole5
*** KevSucker is now known as ButtMunch
*** Asshole5 is now known as Asshole4
<Atar2600> I remember when this chat room was really cool. We used
   to talk about video games nostop now all we talk about is
   unspeak stuff. 
* Bus wonders what the hell is going on?
*** Kev_ is now known as MunchButt
<Asshole4> atar: when was that ?
<ButtMunch> hahaha
<MunchButt> ahahah
<ButtMunch> 1492, I think
* Asshole3 highfives A4
<asshole2> A26: Nope....we do this every nite dude!
*** Asshole3 is now known as A3
<ButtMunch> lol radar
<MunchButt> kniht I ,2914
<Asshole4> ass3: BBEdit
<Atar2600> Asshole4: When riffraff was here he ran a class act.
<ButtMunch> hah hah!
<MunchButt> radar lol
<Asshole1> Atar:  Those were the good old days before asshole2 came
   along and transformed all of us!
<MunchButt> !hah hah
<Asshole4> riff is here alwaus
<Asshole4> always
<asshole2> A26: riffraff is asshole7
<ButtMunch> Riff is always with us!
<Asshole4> yup
* Asshole1 pays homage to RiffRaff
<Asshole4> supporting our acts
*** MunchButt is now known as Kevtris
<Asshole4> atar2600: howmany games do you have
*** ButtMunch is now known as Da-Brute
<Atar2600> Yes I know but I am talking about a year ago when it
   was just basically him running the show.
*** riffraff (skelly@skelly.xnet.com) has joined #rgvc
<Arcadian> [riffraff] Grab my lists at: http://www.xnet.com/~skelly/
<Da-Brute> Brute like wanking!
<riffraff> Hey assholes!
<Asshole1> riff!!!!!!
<A3> Riffie!
*** Kevtris is now known as Maurio
<Asshole4> hey man!
<Da-Brute> Brute like riffraff!
<Maurio> hey riff!
<Asshole4> yeah!
<Atar2600> Asshole4: Let me check. 
<Asshole1> Riff:  Masturbate lately?
*** Maurio is now known as Mauro
<riffraff> You know it!  A few minutes ago dude!
* A3 is waiting for Atar's reaction
* Da-Brute Brute eyes Mauro tight litle bod
<Da-Brute> tick tick tick...
<Asshole1> Riff:  Ah!  Beats me!
<Asshole4> don't stick it on your keyboard man
<Mauro> riff: still smokin' the bong, dude?
*** xTrix (ccspres@cnc133032.concentric.net) has joined #rgvc
<Arcadian> [xTrix] <EthanHunt> Im stuck in Custers, cant do
   anything except get nailed by lightning
<Asshole1> xT!
<riffraff> Mauro: Not as much.  I'd prefer to jack off!
<tarm_afk> trix!
<Asshole4> hey assy baby!
<xTrix> mornin' guys
<asshole2> Uh oh...  :)
<tarm_afk> trix:save us!
<Mauro> xtx: warning, Will Robenson!  This Channel is dangerous!
<Asshole1> xT:  Watch out, you're surrounded by assholes!  :)
<Da-Brute> BRUTE LIKE XTRIX!
<Atar2600> riffraff: You too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you and
   me were the only ones who would never do such a terrible thing!
   !!!!!!!!! I would never do that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Mauro like Da Brute!
*** Arcadian sets mode: +o xTrix
<Da-Brute> BRUTE WANT MAURO!
<riffraff> Atar2600: You have to get with the program!!
<Asshole4> atar2600: did you figure out howmany games you have?
* Asshole1 high-fives Riff!
<Atar2600> Asshole4: Yes I have 163 games. 
*** Mauro is now known as Spunky
* Asshole4 slaps asshole1's asshole
*** riffraff is now known as asshole7
*** Asshole4 is now known as spank
<Asshole1> Ooooooooh!!!!  
*** Da-Brute is now known as Ova
<Atar2600> riffraff: But I thought you were normal. 
*** Spunky is now known as Uvula
<Ova> Cum up and see me sometime, Spunky!
<asshole7> Atar2600: I AM normal.  You aren't!!
<spank> atar2600 so that's what you're up to after more then a
   year of collecting ?
*** Uvula is now known as Spunky
* xTrix stared in awe.. she's never seen so many assholes in
   plain view before
<Atar2600> spank: Yep.
<Spunky> Ova: Oh, I will!, I will!
*** Ova is now known as Custer
*** asshole7 is now known as riffraff
<Spunky> xtx: hehehehehe
*** Spunky is now known as Squaw
<riffraff> Well, I have to go spank the monkey again guys.  Later!
<Squaw> you can goose me any time you want, Custer! 
*** riffraff has quit IRC (Leaving)
* Custer prepares to do something politically incorrect
<Squaw> custer: just don't get hit by 'lightning'!!! ;-)
* Custer prepares to holster his "gun"
<Custer> HAHAHHAHAHA
<Asshole1> As much fun as this has been, I have to be going...
<Atar2600> riffraff: No I think you are very different. I still
   can not believe you also play with yourself!!!!! I think I am
   the only one who doesn't do that unspeakable thing. I think I am
   the only normal one.
*** spank is now known as DrBung
<Squaw> seeya ya big arse #1
<asshole2> ROTFL!
*** Custer is now known as Normal1
*** Squaw is now known as Kevtris
*** Asshole1 is now known as _MrDo_
<asshole2> Whew....I have to scram also.  Can't friggin' breathe
   anymore!!  :)
<Normal1> I'm also a Normal 1...note the serifs...
<xTrix> bubye clint
* Normal1 has been on oxygen for the past 30 minutes ;0
*** asshole2 is now known as s-kelly
*** Normal1 is now known as MauriceM
*** DrBung is now known as Deleto
<MauriceM> And the storm passes...
<MauriceM> No, not the WIND passes!
*** _MrDo_ has quit IRC (Now, if I could just figure out how to
   get my hand out of the o position...)
<xTrix> bubye s-k
* Kevtris breathed frantically. :-)
* MauriceM gives Kev mouth to mouth
<Kevtris> earm, breathes
<tarm_afk> is it safe to 'come' back? 
<Kevtris> tarm: only if you wipe it up afterwards! :-)
<MauriceM> You'll have to wank it fist
<MauriceM> fist first hahaha
<tarm_afk> arrggghhhh!
<Atar2600> MauriceM: The storm will never pass!!!!!!!!!!1 Because
   I will never forget you guys actually do that wild and crazy
   thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MauriceM> Wany AVI files of it, Atar?
* Kevtris does!
*** s-kelly has quit IRC (Leaving)
* MauriceM DCCs the wank.avi file to Kev
<Atar2600> MauriceM: You are really sick you now that !!!!!!!!!
<MauriceM> Actually, I'm quite healthy.  Look...96.8..wait a sec...
<Kevtris> a2600: au-contrare! Who's sicker?  The person who makes
   the AVI, or the one who views it?
<Deleto> atar2600 are you 7 or 8 years old
* Kevtris takes MM's temp. :-)
<MauriceM> Uset he BIG thermometer Kev!
<Atar2600> Deleto: Almost 21.
<MauriceM> Oh yes, the age of denial...
<MauriceM> I had a friend who claimed he NEVER wanked it...one
   night I was walking up to his house and guess WHO was wanking
   it visible through the front window?
<tarm> maurice:you are a voyeur?
<MauriceM> No, just a surprised visitor!
<Atar2600> MauriceM: denial??? I am telling you I never will do 
   that!!!!!!!!!!! I admitted to doing alot of drugs. Why wouldn't
   I admit to doing something like that. Because I never did that
   is why. 
<MauriceM> Here's yer sign.
* tarm beckons Maurice inside
* MauriceM is curious, yet cautious!
*** A3 is now known as MarcoK
<Deleto> atar2600: so your on drugs all the time because you don't
   have the guts to jerk off ?
<Kevtris> a2600: sounds like you've got a case of 'smalldickitis'.
   sufferers of this usually do things to make up for their, uh, 
   'shortcomings', including drugs, and driving large trucks/fast
   cars
* tarm traps maurice and locks him in the cellar
<tarm> kev:I bagged 'im
<MauriceM> Kev will save me!
* Kevtris grabs a scalpel and circumcises Tarm. (you will be
   assimilated, resistance is futile! :-)
<MauriceM> Oh well, gives me more time to wank off..
<Atar2600> Deleto: No. I don't do drugs all of the time. I only
   do them at parties. I consider it a hobby. Like you consider
   jerking off as a hobby. I can believe you would rather jerk off
   then do things like listen to music or playing basketball. 
* tarm thought kev was a bore,not a borg
<MauriceM> hahaha
<Kevtris> hehehehe
* Kevtris is alot of things in his spare time. :-)
<Deleto> atar2600: ah, you use it because other ppl do!
<Atar2600> can=can't
* MauriceM is rather borgeoise
* Kevtris checks to see if it's still logging... W95, don't fail
   me now!
*** MauriceM is now known as BjornBorg
<BjornBorg> Tennis is futile.  You must comply,
*** Kevtris is now known as HughBorg
*** BjornBorg is now known as MauriceM
<tarm> maurice:hehehe
<Atar2600> I bet you guys rather jerk off then work and make money
   !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
* MauriceM HATED that episode!
* tarm thinks that Hugh rocked1
<HughBorg> We are Hugh of Borg
*** MauriceM is now known as BorgQueen
<tarm> rocked!
*** HughBorg is now known as Kevtris
<Kevtris> hehehe
<BorgQueen> You WILL be assimilated, bitch!
* BorgQueen flouces around in technodrag
<Kevtris> well, grrrrrll fren, not on yo life! <sashe>
* tarm tried to change his nick to locutus...in use
* BorgQueen assimilates Kev into the collective
<BorgQueen> You WILL love show tunes!
<BorgQueen> You must comply!
<Atar2600> Deleto: Why does it get sore and bleed ?
<BorgQueen> You will hold your wrist just so.
<Kevtris> bq: LOL!
<BorgQueen> Resistence is futile, girl!
*** BorgQueen is now known as MauriceM
<Deleto> atar2600: just happens if you would jerk-off all the time
<Kevtris> Sir.  It's a Borg ship... but it looks like, a Giant
   high-heel shoe?!?!
<MauriceM> I wonder if Dath VAder has a bionic weenie to wank...
<MauriceM> There's a new use for "the Force"!
<Kevtris> mm: Well, Luke jerks ala bionics since his hand got
   lopped off
<tarm> kev:probably explains why the borg are so square
<Deleto> MM: no, it died off
<MauriceM> No wonder he breathes so funny
<tarm> 'impressive!'
<MauriceM> Kev: The Borg "Pump"
<MauriceM> 'Most impressive!'
<Kevtris> mm: LOL!
<Atar2600> If playing with yourself is all right then why did the
   Attoney General get fired for saying it is OK to play with
   yourself. You know why ? Because it is not OK. It is really
   terrible.
<MauriceM> That wasn't the attorney general, Dillweed!
<Deleto> atar2600: are you some weird christian ?
<MauriceM> That was the Surgeon General!
<Deleto> atar2600: that's because the US is stupid
<Deleto> your all so goddamn prudent
<MauriceM> And I'll bet she plays with herself too.
<Deleto> kev: cool!
<MauriceM> Whadda ya think, xTrix? ;)
<Kevtris> Attorney General?  Attorney Genital is more like
   it!!!! ;-)
<Deleto> hehe
<Deleto> atar2600: or are you amish or something ?
<MauriceM> How DID this delightful chat start, anyway...I missed
   the opening curtain.
<Kevtris> mm: I'll send you the log after I compile it
* MauriceM wants Kev's LOG
<xTrix> maurice: what? about the att. gen., or wanking in gen.?
* Kevtris breaks off a twig. 'here.  THis will have to do' :-)
<MauriceM> Both!
*** MauriceM is now known as Captain
<Captain> hee hee
<Captain> Yeoman!  Come take my log!
<Atar2600> Oh, I forgot. You guys will find out what I look like
   !!! When the new high score video game book comes out it will
   have my picture in it !!!!! I guess I can never go to a
   convention or alse I will get murdered!!
<tarm> Captain:are you Kirk,Jean-Luc,Benjamin or...the other one?
* xTrix says 'whatever flicks your bic' <shrug>
<Kevtris> a2600: fweeeep!  skip #1
<Captain> Don't flatter yourself...
<tarm> janeaway
<Captain> ...You might be worth ridicule, but that's about it.
<Atar2600> Kevtris: That doesn't count I was talking about
   something alse.
<Bus> Tarm: Well your safe from advances in here then :)
* MarcoK is out to lunch - later all! Thanks for the good time! :)
<Captain> I am Jean-Kirk Janeway the 3rd!
* Kevtris notes he's in control of the 'record player' here.
<Captain> Bye Marco
<tarm> bus:hehe
<Kevtris> seeya mk
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*** Captain is now known as Maurice
*** Maurice is now known as MauriceM
<MauriceM> Lost that M in hyperspace!
<Kevtris> hehehe
<Kevtris> No, you used it on 'Masturbation' awhile back.
<MauriceM> Well, this's been a blast...
<tarm> captain:I canna take no more...
<MauriceM> ...and so will what happens when I "get off" line here
   in a minute
<Kevtris> yep, it's winding down, sad to say. :-)
* tarm sets his phaser on stun
* MauriceM sets his phaser on "emasculate"
<tarm> hehehe
* Kevtris sets his phasor on 'poach'
* MauriceM sets his phaser on "effeminate"
* Kevtris sets his on 'technofag'
<tarm> bbl
<Kevtris> :-)
<Atar2600> You guys will probably make fun of me by everybody here
   jerking off as soon as you are off the channell just to rub it in.
<xTrix> cya tarm
* MauriceM sets his phaser on "cajun"
<Kevtris> a2600: sweeet!  #2
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<MauriceM> Exaggerated self-importance, eh?
<Kevtris> mm: appears that way.
<MauriceM> How do you like your eggs done, XTrix?
* xTrix thinks atari2600 doth protest too much
* Bus notes that only takes one hand to type, why wait :)
<Kevtris> bus: hehehe.  true, true
* MauriceM sets his phaser on "sunny side up"
<Kevtris> mm: fix me a few, will ya?
<MauriceM> What?  You mean you can type with TWO hands?
<xTrix> maurice: coddled ;)
<MauriceM> I'll "fix you" all right!
* Kevtris types with both hands... usually.
* MauriceM sets his phaser on "coddled", but that sounds awfully
   like the "overLOAD" setting.
* MauriceM types one handed when chatting with...oh never mind ;)
<Kevtris> hehehehe
<xTrix> afk to rattle cages
* MauriceM starts singing, "A channel holiday, let's pack the
   drag away..."
<Kevtris> ha!  What's the originally supposed to be?
<MauriceM> "You bring the lunch and tea, I'll bring the cart E.T."
<Arcadian> Hey, Atar2600.  I've heard you want to be an op
<Kevtris> mm: hehehehe
<Atar2600> Yes I want to be a OP.
<MauriceM> Know the tune?
<Bus> Maurice: Summer Holiday?
<Arcadian> what qualifies you for the position?
<MauriceM> Could be Bus.  Ever see "Priscilla Queen of the Desert"?
<Atar2600> I have been a member of this channel for a year now. So
   I think I am qualifed.
<Kevtris> mm: ooooh!  I love that movie!!!!!!!!
<Bus> Maurice: Nope, never got round to seeing it.
<Arcadian> my logs indicate you've not been in this channel for
   awhile.
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<MauriceM> "Great, just what this country needs, a cock in a frock
   on a rock!"
<Kevtris> mm: I love that line!
<MauriceM> "Felicia" in the film sings that tune...I was tweaking
   the words.
<Atar2600> True. At first I was in here all of the time but I am
   going to be in here all of the time now.
<MauriceM> "What a nice dog.  What's it's name?
<MauriceM> Oh...joy.
* xTrix is back
<MauriceM> Trix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Kevtris> re xtx
<xTrix> Maurice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<xTrix> re kvtrs
<Arcadian> Earlier, you said you would take over the channel.  Were
   you serious about that?
* xTrix notes that to be an op, one must 'assume the position' ;)
<MauriceM> So, how's Trix?
<Kevtris> xtx: hehehehe
<Atar2600> No I was not serious about that. I was just kidding
   around having some fun.
<Arcadian> Having some fun?  An op does not make fun about channel
   duties.
<MauriceM> Do we got to vote for Ops?  I vote for me. :)
* xTrix is clawing her way out of the fog with the aid of massive
   doses of caffeine :)
<Kevtris> xtx: hehehehe
<Atar2600> Ok. I will never make fun of channel duties again.
* MauriceM asks Trix for a cuppa
<Arcadian> How can I tell that you will never abuse this great
   power?
* xTrix dccs a cuppa mocha java to maurice
* Kevtris needs caffeeeine!  must have...
* MauriceM thanks the maker for DCC!
<Atar2600> Because I am really responable to this channel and love
   the classic gaming community. 
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<Arcadian> [Deleto] "Have You Played ATARI Today ?"'77-'97 20th
   Anniversary of the 2600 VCS
<Kevtris> re del
* xTrix dccs a bottle of jolt to kev
<Bus> Hi Del
<Deleto> re
<xTrix> re del
<MauriceM> Arcadian...what is the ultimate answer?
<Arcadian> yes, but you must prove your worth... we will watch over
   you and determine if you are channel operator material.
<Kevtris> xtx: thanks! I needed that!
<MauriceM> Can you tell us?
<Arcadian> I have to be able to know if you are trustworthy of this
   great position of power
<Atar2600> Ok. Do I get to have a job as a tempory OP first then if
   you like me I can stay on as an OP for good ?
<Arcadian> there are no temporary operator positions
<Atar2600> How long does it take to prove my worth ? 
<MauriceM> Please Arcadian!  Can you give us the answer to the
   ultimate question!
<Deleto> atar2600: I have been on this channel for 1.5 years now,
   daily, and I have never seen your silly ass before I think
<Arcadian> 48
* MauriceM blinks stupidly at Arcadian.
<Bus> Arcadian! What is the question?
* MauriceM kicks Arcadian
<Atar2600> Deleto: I have must have been at different times then
   you have.
<Arcadian> it will take many months of hard work to prove you are
   worthy of the @.
<MauriceM> Ow!
<Kevtris> mm: kicking metal hurts, eh? :-)
<MauriceM> No, Arcadian, not Bigfoot's shoe size...the ultimate
   answer to the ultimate question!
<Kevtris> stupid bot: it's fuckin 42!
* Deleto remembers kicking the #classic bots
<Atar2600> Ok. Arcadian.!!! When will you let me know when I am
   ready ?
<Arcadian> I will.  You can ask me when you think you are ready
<Atar2600> I think I am ready now.
<MauriceM> Arcadian?  The answer?  We must know!
<Arcadian> tricky
<MauriceM> But we must know!
<Arcadian> That is all!
<xTrix> bus: it's the ultimate answer to life, the universe and
   everything.
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<MauriceM> Damned that bot!
<Atar2600> I really think I am ready now. Because I am confident
   I can handle the job I am great with the computers and I like
   to use this channel.
* xTrix consults her magic 8-ball... the answer is: "concentrate
   and ask again later."
* MauriceM snickers
<Kevtris> xtx: hehe.  I love those.
*** MauriceM is now known as LordVader
* Kevtris hears the Imperial March in the background. :-)
<LordVader> You have learned m,uch young one...buy tou are not an
   Op yet!
* LordVader needs to stop working his bionic bone
<LordVader> <wheeze>
* Kevtris plays with himself for the fun of it. :-)
*** LordVader is now known as Himself
<Himself> hahahaha
<Atar2600> LordVader: You are my father Darth Vader. I am Luke
   Skywalker. 
<Kevtris> now there are *two* 'himselves'! ;-)
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<Arcadian> [Deleto] "Have You Played ATARI Today ?"'77-'97 20th 
   Anniversary of the 2600 VCS
<Himself> Oh, man it's late!
<xTrix> hey, even nero fiddled while rome burned...
<Kevtris> double my pleasure :-)
<Deleto> re
<Kevtris> re del
<Deleto> damn network
<Himself> MY Pleasure, dammit!
*** Himself is now known as MauriceM
<Deleto> late ? it's 1.30 man
<Kevtris> OK, OK.  I'll give you your pleasure. :-)
<MauriceM> Please do!
<Kevtris> 30 whacks with a wet willy! :-)
* MauriceM wets his willy
<xTrix> can't we have a topic that's not so gender-specific? i'm
   feeling excluded. :(
*** Retrieving #rgvc channel info...
*** Kevtris changes topic to "<MEATPERSON> We're horny people, not
   violent."
<MauriceM> HAHHHAAHA!
<xTrix> LOL!
<Atar2600> Arcadian:
* Kevtris bows
* MauriceM gets behind Kev while he's bent over
<Kevtris> ooooh!
<MauriceM> So, Trix...with all the wanking talk that went before...
   would you guess most women masturbate?
* MauriceM prepares to be slapped :)
<Atar2600> MauriceM: I don't think she will ever answer that.
<xTrix> maurice: sure! and why would i slap you?
<MauriceM> Hahahaha!
<xTrix> atari: why not? 
<MauriceM> So much for THAT theory!
<Kevtris> so, all people masturbate, it's confirmed
* MauriceM holds a hairy palm out to shake Trix's hand
<Kevtris> LOL!
<Atar2600> Kevtris: Except me. Don't forget that. 
* Kevtris 's arms are hairy, but his palms aren't
<MauriceM> Nair does wonders, eh, Kev?
* xTrix wipes her hand off first, then shakes maurice's.
* Kevtris almost forgot... all people masturbate, and some deny
   they ever did it.
<MauriceM> Thanks, Trix...I dunno where that hand has been, but
   given your asnwer, I can guess!
<Atar2600> Kevtris: I am serious I never have done that!!
<Deleto> Kevtris: I've only heard these ppl not masturbating
   feeling it was a sin on christian radio
* Kevtris hands a vibrator to everyone in the channel.
<Deleto> or normal radio, but they were christian
<Kevtris> del: yep, then one of the preachers is caught red-handed,
   so to speak...
<Atar2600> Kevtris: Except me. 
* Deleto sticks it up his left nostril
<xTrix> kev: all for one and one for all?
<MauriceM> oooh, kinky Deleto!
<Kevtris> xtx: yeppers
<Deleto> atar2600: do you have a schlong ?
* MauriceM is soooo turned on by that
<MauriceM> Nasal sex!
<Kevtris> mm: if ya got a small choad... :-)
<Deleto> will you pee in my nose ?
<Atar2600> Deleto: Yes I have a dick. Why would you want to know
   that ?
<Deleto> alt.sex.pissing.nose
* MauriceM has a SUBSTANTIAL one...
<MauriceM> hahahaha!
<Kevtris> mm: I know! :-)
<Deleto> atar2600: if it was cut off or something, I could
   understand why you wouldn't play with it
<MauriceM> I promise not to cum in your nostril, baby!
<MauriceM> Honest!
<MauriceM> I'll pull out!
<Atar2600> Are you guys in your early teens ?
* Kevtris is 23
* MauriceM is of a palindrome age
<Deleto> man, you gf would end up with one hell of a snotty nose
* Deleto is 21
<xTrix> moi? hahahaha!!
<Deleto> only one half more year and I'll have my 10th Jerk-Off
   anniversary
<Kevtris> del: unless I'm a girl... ;-)
* MauriceM gives Trix a sedative so you doesn't pass out from
   laughing
<MauriceM> 10th?  Geez!  I'm at my 20th!
<MauriceM> Time to celebrate!
<MauriceM> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip!
* Kevtris had his 10th a year or so ago. :-)
<Deleto> you've been jacking of since your 3rd ?!
<Kevtris> mm: hey! I thought you were gonna let me do that! :-)
<MauriceM> Oh...right...
<MauriceM> rezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip!
<Kevtris> PKZIP MauriceM
<MauriceM> my 3rd?
<Atar2600> I can't believe people my age actually talk about this
   stuff. Everybody my age around here talk about sports and music
   not about playing with yourselves.
<Deleto> well, how old are you
<MauriceM> I'm 33, Deleto!
<Deleto> sports and music
<Deleto> man, where the fuck do you live.. sports and music.. goddamn 
   kallamazoo ?
<Deleto> try +b
<Kevtris> a2600: eh?  
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<Deleto> yo!!!!!
<Deleto> fuck HIS ass
<MauriceM> sigh
* Kevtris basks in the loud silence
<Deleto> ahhh...
<MauriceM> I believe the correct term here is DillWeed
<Deleto> now we can be #rgvc again..
<Deleto> DillWeed DeLuxe
<MauriceM> Indeed!
*** Kevtris changes topic to "Classic Videgame Heaven, 24/7"
<Kevtris> Choad-Smoker, most likely. :-)
<MauriceM> If he hadn't been such a patsie this wouldn't have gone
   on so long!
<Kevtris> mm: he just kept repeating the same thing over, and over.
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*** Kevtris sets mode: -b *!*@dial192-8.mixcom.com
<MauriceM> <--KevSucker, most likely.
<MauriceM> hee hee
<Kevtris> hehehehe
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<MauriceM> Well, that was fun...but I need SOME sleep
<MauriceM> So, ready for phone sex Kev?
<Atar2600> Kevtris: Nice Try. :)
<Kevtris> mm: yeppers, same here. 
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<Arcadian> [Sutekh] EthanHunt: Im stuck in Custers, cant do
   anything except get nailed by lightning.
*** Arcadian sets mode: +o Sutekh
<Kevtris> mm: there's the quote!
<Kevtris> a2600: for that,
*** Atar2600 was kicked by Kevtris (Kevtris)
<MauriceM> I saw it before, Kev!
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<MauriceM> Bubye!
<xTrix> atari: don't keep pushing it...
<Sutekh> whoa
<Deleto> hey sutekh!
<Sutekh> what did atari just do?
<xTrix> nighty night maurice
<Kevtris> I was gonna let him stay, but he had to do that remark
<Sutekh> hey del... hey guys
<MauriceM> For the past 4 hours, ya mean
<xTrix> mornin' sut
<Kevtris> hey sut
<Sutekh> Kev: what did he say?
<Kevtris> sut: I'll send you the log
<Sutekh> kev: sure
<Bus> Sutekh: Hours of passing moral judgements and being a general
   pain in the ass.
<Deleto> sut: I sent out that scart device yesterday
<Kevtris> sut: It'll be tomorrow, I've got to collate/sort it- it's
   *huge*
<Deleto> heh
<xTrix> sut: and then insisting he was op material.
<Sutekh> del:  np... keita will probably want to lookit over too
<Sutekh> trix:  bwahaha
<Kevtris> sut: I had a bot-conv with him
<MauriceM> Naturally, he was such a dweeb that the whole channel
   joined in egging him on
<Sutekh> kev: remove the ban for now though.... he probably wont
   come back
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<Kevtris> sut: he kept saying the same thing... over and over
<MauriceM> He banned him, lifted it, and he was RIGHT back
<xTrix> sut: wanna bet? ;)
<MauriceM> AND snotty
<Kevtris> sut: so sure?
<Sutekh> Del: ok.. how much did it set you back
<Sutekh> ?
<Kevtris> maybe he'll stay out this time...
<xTrix> that boy is seriously repressed :|
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<Arcadian> [Atar2600] Hey everybody! It is your favorite Atari 2600 
   collector 163 games and counting!!
* xTrix won :)
<MauriceM> Bingo!
<Sutekh> MM: Kev: Trix: I stand corrected
<MauriceM> You lose, Sutekh!
<Deleto> I gotta go guys, see you in an hour or so
<Bus> Seeya Del
<Atar2600> Kevtris: You can not ban me I am great with computers.
   I know all of the tricks around it!!
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<xTrix> bubye del
* Kevtris grabs his $10 bill from Sut. Hey! This thing's Canadian!
   I want $10*1.25
<Kevtris> a2600: bwahahahaha!
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http://oudedoos.hku.nl/public/~atari2600/t)
<Sutekh> Atari: just shut up for now... you are digging yourself
   quite a hole
<Kevtris> a2600: I un-banned your arse, bub
<MauriceM> Why do I suddenly feel the urge to change my nick to
   Rodney King
<MauriceM> TWICE
<MauriceM> And both times you come right back in and make a further
   ass of yourself
<xTrix> atari: nice attitude for a potential op.
* Kevtris should set +m and give everyone +v except A2600
<MauriceM> I'd say Arcadian's decision should be easy
<MauriceM> Arcadian?
<xTrix> mornin' ouphe
<MauriceM> Arcadian, what about this Op thing, oh mighty one!
<Arcadian> Yes, I am here
<Atar2600> Kevtris: Lets start over. I did not mean to upset you
   like I did. So what is your favorite system that you collect
   for ?
<Kevtris> hey ouphe
<Ouphe> re
<MauriceM> Arcadian: Has A2600 demonstrated the right attitude to
   be an Op?
*** Arcadian sets mode: +o Ouphe
<Sutekh> hey...it looks like Arcaidan is giving out ops today! ;-)
<Arcadian> no, he has not.  His actions have been reprehensible
<Arcadian> I give out ops to those who are worthy
<MauriceM> Arcadian, thank you.
<Sutekh> I ask the great Arcadian.... am thy worthy?
<Arcadian> yes, you are.  I have given you ops
* MauriceM is humble and would not presume to ask.
<Arcadian> you are wise... I look for wise people to be ops some
   day
<Sutekh> MM: if you stand the test of time and dont shoot off your
   mouth (not mentioning any names, of course)... you are on thy
   path to greatness
<Arcadian> that is all I can answer at this time.
* MauriceM feels like a pilgrim on the road to classic gaming
   enlightenment!
* xTrix is humbled to be among the few, the chosen, the worthy.
* Kevtris is glad he's one of the few, also.
* MauriceM looks around Arcadian for burning bushes
<Kevtris> hehehe
<MauriceM> The few, the proud, the Marinated!
<Kevtris> LOL!
<Sutekh> Atar: you ever met anyone who has the nick Hcgamers?
<MauriceM> Well, on that happy note I shall bid you "adieu"!
<xTrix> night maurice :)
* MauriceM nearby does a spit-take
<Sutekh> you guys seem similar.... sure you arent brothers?
<MauriceM> Night Trix, you doll!
<Kevtris> seeya mm
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<MauriceM> Bye everyone!
* MauriceM flips open his communicator, "Scotty, save my ass!"
<Sutekh> later maur
<Kevtris> sut: he tried to /DCC chat me.
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   decide!))
<Sutekh> Let this be a lesson to you all.... model glue is for
   plastic only!
<Sutekh> kev: when... right now?
<xTrix> LOL!
<Kevtris> sut: yeah, right before he left.  I didn't accept the
   chat
<Sutekh> kev:  probably was an (ooooo... shudder..... Dcc flood
   bomb).....
<Kevtris> sut: nope, only tried once.
<Kevtris> unless my flood prot. took over. :-)
<xTrix> yeah.... cuz "he knows computers"
<Sutekh> I love how people brang about being op material on
   channels where they dont even have the slightest idea how to
   even get them
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<Arcadian> [Atar2600] Hey everybody! It is your favorite Atari 2600
   collector 163 games and counting!!
<Sutekh> er brag
<Kevtris> sut: yeppers
<Sutekh> atar: you gonna say anything?
* xTrix likes the word 'brang' better :)
<Sutekh> hey.. I just invented a new word.... brang... ;-)
<Kevtris> sut: cool!
<Atar2600> Kevtris: :) Lets start over. I am sorry that I made you
   mad. So what is your favorite system you collect for ?
<xTrix> baseless brag = brang
<Sutekh> xtrix: yeah... a bravado brag
<Sutekh> Kev
<Sutekh> kev
<Sutekh> doh!
<Kevtris> a2600: well, Coleco of course
<Sutekh> kev's favorite system is Vectrex ;-)
* xTrix loves it :)
<Sutekh> damn apostrophe is too close to the return key
<Kevtris> sut: The Vec will be when I get my multi. :-)  It's the
   Coleco now, since I *did* write a game for it. :-)
<Atar2600> Kevtris: Take a real good guess what mine is ? :) :)
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<Arcadian> [Steempy] <Atar2600> I just think jerking off is really
   wrong !!!!!!!
<Kevtris> re steemp
<Steempy> Hey, boys and girls
<Steempy> Kev? You're still here?
*** Arcadian sets mode: +o Steempy
<xTrix> mornin' steemp
<Kevtris> steemp: yep
<Bus> Steemp!!
<Sutekh> Atar: hmmmm could it be SMS?
<Sutekh> no wait.... the SMS doesnt exsist... i'ts only a rumor
<Steempy> Hey Bus, Sut, Trix
<Atar2600> Steempy: I got banned but I am back!!!!! hehehehehe.
   Funny comment.
<Steempy> Bus: How's the lame coast?
<Kevtris> sut: LOL!
<xTrix> <cough> <choke>
<Steempy> Atari: You were banned?
<Steempy> Trix: You OK?
<Atar2600> Steempy: Yep. :)
<Sutekh> Steeeeemp!
<xTrix> steemp: ummmmm... yep <g>
<Atar2600> Steempy: But I am am great with computers and canceled
   the ban. I really don't want to be a OP now because it is really
   easy to override the ban.
<Steempy> Apologies to Atari for using the term "wanky". :)
* Kevtris bursts out in uncontrollable gales of laughter!
<Sutekh> atar: ummmmm kev removed the ban... I asked him to
<Steempy> Atari: Umm, sure. OK. :)
<Steempy> Atari: Are you SURE you don't jerk off? :)
<xTrix> oh, boy.. here we go again....
<Steempy> Atari: Scratch that.. you do enough verbal masturbation
   to easily pass up the physical stuff. :)
<Kevtris> steemp: hehehe
<Sutekh> atar:  tell us how you got around the ban then?
<Sutekh> atar: it doesnt go away if you keep trying to rejoin,
   y'know ;-P
<Atar2600> Sutekh: I am not telling it is a secret :) :)
<Atar2600> Sutekh: Yes I know that. But I did something totally
   different.
<Sutekh> Atar: what?  you stopped smelling your own farts?
<Atar2600> Sutekh: Very funny. I think you are a sore loser.
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*** Arcadian sets mode: -b *!*@shell.sportsextra.com
*** Kevtris sets mode: +b *!*@dial192-26.mixcom.com
<Bus> Atar: *** Kevtris sets mode: -b *!*@dial192-8.mixcom.com 
*** Atar2600 was kicked by Arcadian (banned)
<Kevtris> whoops. :-)
<Sutekh> kev: whoa... dont get carried away there!
<Sutekh> ;-)
<Sutekh> the bot is our friend! ;-)
<Kevtris> Mirc will be the 'net death of me! :-)
<Bus> Kev: Hands must still be slippery from all that
   masturbation :)
*** Kevtris is now known as kevtris_
<Steempy> hehehehehe
<Sutekh> haha.. and I thought the Mac IRC clients sucked
<kevtris_> bus: LOL!
<Sutekh> kev he's messaging you again?
<kevtris_> sut: I clicked on his nick, but didn't highlight it -
   Arcadian was highlighted instead
<kevtris_> sut: nope, but just in case. :-)
<Sutekh> kev:  thats the same thing that happened with that girl
   who was here (and he hasnt come back... sniff :-().... 
<Sutekh> er she
<Sutekh> except I was checking channel bans with the /ban command
<kevtris_> sut: who was that?
<Sutekh> but if something is highligted it bans them instead
<Sutekh> Kev:  cant remember her name.... I think Marimaccs friend
<kevtris_> OIC
<Sutekh> *Atar2600* I am not done yet watch I will get back.
<Sutekh> ho hum
<kevtris_> hehehe.  Yeah, right.  keep knocking on the door...
<Sutekh> this guys has a really serious perception problem.... he
   seems to think the Earth moves around him  ;-)
<Steempy> If the channel's rocking, don't bother knocking? :)
<Steempy> Sut: I liked him while he was showering me with praise,
   but then he turned all psycho on us. :)
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<Steempy> Steve!
<TCB-> Hello
<xTrix> that was chaetura, or something.
<Steempy> What's up?
<Sutekh> Steemp: you sure he wasnt giving you just a golden
   shower?
<xTrix> mornin' steve
<TCB-> me
<Sutekh> ;-)
<Steempy> Sut: Or taking some from me. :)
<TCB-> morning X
<kevtris_> hey tcb
<TCB-> morning kev
<Sutekh> --> atar2600  hmm you're not back yet?.... still trying?
<Sutekh> *Atar2600* yep. I will override it. Just be patient.
<TCB-> golden shower? Thats getting to nasty for me :<
<Steempy> Dude's definitely a meatspanker. :)
<kevtris_> hehehe
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<Arcadian> [mike_mjd] So many systems ... So little time!
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<mike_mjd> hallo all!
<kevtris_> hey mjd
<Steempy> Mike!
<mike_mjd> hey kev, stemp
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<xTrix> mornin' mike
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<Arcadian> [Atarii260] Hey everybody! It is your favorite Atari 2600
   collector 163 games and counting!!
<mike_mjd> mornin xtrix
<mike_mjd> hallo atarii260
<Sutekh> whoa!  Atar did it..... Amazing!
<Sutekh> I didnt think you could do that
<Atarii260> Sutekh: Yep. I told you. I am a computer genius. I did
   it on my own right.
<TCB-> hehe
<Sutekh> yeah... whatever.... lamer
* xTrix is ROTFL
<Steempy> Atari: You're a dumbass.  Sorry to have to be the one to
   break this to you, but... :)
<Sutekh> atar: so you didnt tell me why I should be a sore loser...
   please tell on
<xTrix> so meek, too.
<Sutekh> Steemp: calling him a dumbass is an insult to all
   dumbasses everywhere.... he's a git, pure and simple
<Steempy> Oh NO! **HE'S** going to inherit the Earth?!!??
<Steempy> :-)
<Steempy> Sut: OK, my apologies. :)
<mike_mjd> steempy - the meek will inherit the earth.the rich will
   get the mineral rights
<Atarii260> Steepmy: Why am I a dumb ass ?
<Sutekh> Atari:  hehe....  even asking that question actually helps
   people get a better impression of you
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<Sutekh> hey tarm
<Steempy> tarm!
<mike_mjd> morning tarm
<Atarii260> Sutekh: I did not do it on my own ?
<tarm> sut!steemp!mike!
<Atarii260> Sutekh So did I override the ban or did you help me
   out ?
<Sutekh> Atari: I didnt remove your ban
<Atarii260> Sutekh: Ok. Thanks.
<Atarii260> I will be right back.
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<Steempy> Quick! Ban his non-wanking ass! :-)
<Sutekh> I wont be holding my breath, Bryan ;-P
<Sutekh> keep ready guys..... Atari2600 might try attacking the
   channel..... I dont think anyone can be as stupid as he seems
<Sutekh> then again.... I could be wrong ;-)
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